Call for Quotes!

It’s everybody’s favourite day: FRIDAY. And why is it everybody’s favourite day? Well in this case, it’s a holiday – and also, today is the day I collect your favourite TV quotes of the week. While I have a few good ones, no doubt I missed a few, so feel free to suggest any for Sunday’s Quotes of the Week post. Go ahead, post away, you know you want to! Or feel free to email at

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  • Tim G.

    “Oh Perry, you’re so edgy and cantankerous. You’re just like House without the limp.”

    Dr. Kelso to Dr. Cox on ‘Scrubs’

  • Tim, you’re always stealing my quotes! D’oh

  • Jenny

    Awwww, I already posted that on a comment earlier this week! 😛

    Here are a couple of others:

    Conversation between Hannah & Bright on Everwood:
    Hannah – “I think you should shut your pie hole, Bright Abbott, or I’m gonna come over there and shut it for you.”
    Bright – “Bring it on, Splotchy.”

    “Three beers and a bratwurst and my ass turns into a french horn.” – Roberta on Two and a Half Men

  • WOW, a Two and a Half Men quote… never thought I’d see that. I’m sure it’s funny… I just really dislike Jon Cryer and Charlie Sheen… so I’ve never really given the show a chance!

  • Jenny

    haha I absolutely adore the show. They work so well together, it just slays me.

  • “You know Echo, I think I liked you better when all you did was hit people with your big stick”
    – Bernard to Echo on Lost.

  • Tim G.

    What’s with the disappearance of Veronica Mars love? Everwood’s had its run, they’re pretty much resigned to the show ending since they’re filming 2 endings. Veronica Mars needs the love much more in hopes of making it to the CW!

    Veronica: I’m fine, it was just a bad dream.
    Keith: Did you watch House of Wax again? You know that Hilton girl gives you nightmares.

    (Especially funny since Ms. Paris was a guest star Season 1)

  • Tim,

    I can’t give up on EVERWOOD. It is the best show on TV.

    Veronica will get one more season to prove itself! Of that I’m convinced!

  • I was so thinking of you fun quotes at the end of The OC last night. Soemthing about Seth wanting to hack into the Brown system and change his acceptance. Ryan asked if he could do it, and seth responded with “I had an uncle that went to DeVry”. Of course I can’t remember the right quote, but I thought it was funny all the same.

  • GMMR,
    it’s integral you watch any show with a pencil and pen! and PVR/TIVO so you can rewind and get the right quote!

  • Jenny

    Conversation between Ryan & Seth on The OC:

    “Is there a Plan B?”

    “Yeah, yeah. Uh, I could hack in, through the Brown firewall into the uh, admissions office mainframe and reverse my acceptance.”

    “That’s actually a good idea. You know how to do it?”

    “I had an uncle who went to DeVry.”

  • make sure you don’t miss mine! Our names our very similiar :)…

    “You know Echo, I think I liked you better when all you did was hit people with your big stick”
    – Bernard to Echo on Lost.

  • Jenny

    Here’s another great one from Veronica Mars:

    Mr Woo to Veronica – “Veronica, I think when you get out in the world a little more, you’ll discover that not all well-dressed, articulate, detail-oriented men are gay. Many of them are just Asian.”

    (I have a lot of Asian friends so this one particularly cracked me up.)

  • 14 comments.. a new record for ! thanks everyone 🙂