TV Quotes of the Week!

This week was a fantastic week for quotes on some of our favourite television shows. I’ve got a whole bunch, but please post away with quotes you think are worthy for the distinct honour of TV Addict Quotes of the Week! Seriously folks, it’s almost as good as an Emmy Nomination, okay maybe a People’s Choice Award.

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  • John

    Comparing your awards to the Emmys is an insult to your awards. The Emmys is the worst and most meaningless of the “major” awards. I have more faith in the Golden Globes.

  • sarah

    (ok this isn’t verbatim but this interchange was priceless)
    Friday Night Lights:
    Smash’s mom: I work at Planned Parenthood, you’ll probably be seeing me there.
    Tyra: HEY! I use protection, I’m not trash.
    Smash’s mom: Yeah! You a class act.

  • starbase135

    Here are two quotes from Gilmore Girls:

    Emily: Is the library ready for us?
    Lorelia: The tables are set, the tea is brewed and I have hired some extra poor people for the girls to look down on.


    Michel: You know what I see when I look at this room?
    Lorelai: A bunch of kids whose outfits cost more than my car.

  • TeeVee329

    “Grey’s Anatomy”

    “That was rude. And uncalled for. And completely true. Oh, god, what am I gonna do!” — Addison (Kate Walsh) to Bailey (Chandra Wilson).

    “Veronica Mars”

    “Vomit is the new mace.” — Veronica (Kristen Bell) about keeping frat boys at bay.

  • Cory

    “Worst roman orgy ever!” – Veronica Mars

  • Jeff

    From the Office
    Micheal: “There is such a thing as good grief. Just ask Charlie Brown.”

  • Sam

    Veronica Mars

    “Give me a boy some booze and fast track me to the secret room so I can get the frak out of here.”

  • Chloe

    from the office:

    Michael: I lost Ed Truck. And it feels like somebody took my heart, and dropped it into a bucket of boiling tears. And, at the same time, somebody else is hitting my soul in the crotch with a frozen sledgehammer. And then, a third guy walks in and starts punching me in the grief bone. And I’m crying, and nobody can hear me. Because I am terribly, terribly, terribly alone.

    Okay more sad and awkward than funny.. but kinda funny right?

  • Liz

    Grey’s Anatomy

    “Dr. Bailey, all my boyfriends are here…”

  • Aleks

    “Awww. You’re gonna have McBaby.” – Christina (Sandra Oh), ridiculing Meredith (Ellen Pompeo) for possibly being pregnant with McDreamy (Patrick Dempsey).