Well, my flight’s delayed. So in an effort to make the time pass faster, I think it’s time to start making snap judgements about my fellow passengers. Oh please, don’t sit there and pretend you don’t do it to. We all know what we’re talking about here. So let’s start suspiciously looking around for signs that I should switch flights.
Is there an older white bald man in a wheelchair who looks really disappointed because he’s been rejected from his hunting trip as a result of his condiiton? Are you kidding? how spooky would that be? Although, there are two older Black women near the gate door, and if one of them’s named Rose, I’m outta here.