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  • becky

    J.D- Then she’ll forget all about how no one’s come to congratualate her on the birth of little baby Jennifer Dillion.
    Dr.Cox- Why that name?
    J.D- I just think it’s pretty.
    (J.D V.O- And she’d be J.D forever!)

  • Maritza

    “What is so stupid about wanting to name a baby Usher?”

    -Kelly Kapoor, The Office – The Negotiation

  • Jeff

    The Office

    “You know who’s a real hero? Hiro from Heroes. Also Bono.” – Dwight

    30 Rock

    “I never got out of my car, and she never got all the way out of her toll booth.” – Tracy Jordan

    “Just like Sidney Bristow on Alias, I will use my sexuality as a weapon. To the wig shop!” – Kenneth

  • Tim G.

    Jack: “I’ve got a very important meeting coming up and Banks can not be there.”
    Kenneth: “And you want me to kill him.”
    Jack: “…No. I need you to distract him. You gotta make sure he does not leave that hotel room tomorrow morning.”
    Kenneth: “I’ll do it, just like Sydney Bristow on Alias I’ll use my sexuality as a weapon. To the wig shop!”


    Jack: “Banks is in New York for a reason, and I intend to send him back to LA.”
    Liz: “Wow, if this turns into a showdown you can settle it with a ‘talking like this contest.’”

  • Liz

    Tim Riggins: And how about the Saracensen screwing the coach’s daughter?
    Audience: ………………….

  • Tim G.

    “Dear God, Devon is gay. He’s even more powerful than I thought.”

    - Jack “30 Rock”

  • Jen

    “It was a crime of passion, Jan. Not a disgruntled employee. Everyone here is extremely gruntled.”

    -Michael Scott (The Office)

  • Ash

    I hope this isn’t too late but I just got around to watching The Office. Mine goes along with Maritza’s.

    “What’s so stupid about naming a baby Usher? Usher Jennifer Hudson Kapoor.”
    - Kelly, The Office

  • Carrie

    “Science is whatever you want it to be.”
    - Dr. Spaceman, 30 Rock