Comments on: Your TV Quotes of the Week!

By: Carrie

Carrie — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 22:34:20 +0000

“Science is whatever you want it to be.”
- Dr. Spaceman, 30 Rock

By: Ash

Ash — Sun, 08 Apr 2007 22:59:09 +0000

I hope this isn’t too late but I just got around to watching The Office. Mine goes along with Maritza’s.

“What’s so stupid about naming a baby Usher? Usher Jennifer Hudson Kapoor.”
- Kelly, The Office

By: Jen

Jen — Sat, 07 Apr 2007 07:47:56 +0000

“It was a crime of passion, Jan. Not a disgruntled employee. Everyone here is extremely gruntled.”

-Michael Scott (The Office)

By: Tim G.

Tim G. — Sat, 07 Apr 2007 05:04:40 +0000

“Dear God, Devon is gay. He’s even more powerful than I thought.”

- Jack “30 Rock”

By: Liz

Liz — Sat, 07 Apr 2007 02:15:32 +0000

Tim Riggins: And how about the Saracensen screwing the coach’s daughter?
Audience: ………………….

By: Tim G.

Tim G. — Sat, 07 Apr 2007 01:07:04 +0000

Jack: “I’ve got a very important meeting coming up and Banks can not be there.”
Kenneth: “And you want me to kill him.”
Jack: “…No. I need you to distract him. You gotta make sure he does not leave that hotel room tomorrow morning.”
Kenneth: “I’ll do it, just like Sydney Bristow on Alias I’ll use my sexuality as a weapon. To the wig shop!”

Or…

Jack: “Banks is in New York for a reason, and I intend to send him back to LA.”
Liz: “Wow, if this turns into a showdown you can settle it with a ‘talking like this contest.’”

By: Jeff

Jeff — Fri, 06 Apr 2007 23:26:42 +0000

The Office

“You know who’s a real hero? Hiro from Heroes. Also Bono.” – Dwight

30 Rock

“I never got out of my car, and she never got all the way out of her toll booth.” – Tracy Jordan

“Just like Sidney Bristow on Alias, I will use my sexuality as a weapon. To the wig shop!” – Kenneth

By: Maritza

Maritza — Fri, 06 Apr 2007 23:12:49 +0000

“What is so stupid about wanting to name a baby Usher?”

-Kelly Kapoor, The Office – The Negotiation

By: becky

becky — Fri, 06 Apr 2007 21:01:30 +0000

J.D- Then she’ll forget all about how no one’s come to congratualate her on the birth of little baby Jennifer Dillion.
Dr.Cox- Why that name?
J.D- I just think it’s pretty.
(J.D V.O- And she’d be J.D forever!)