With May Sweeps upon us, we at theTVaddict.com thought we’d take the opportunity to answer the most commonly asked question as of late.
How do you find the time to watch so much TV? When is [insert your favourite show here] airing it’s season finale?
So here it is, as a public service to fellow TV Addicts everywhere. Your favourite shows, the date their finale airs and as an added bonus, theTVaddict’s ever-important witty one-liners. Click below and enjoy the First Annual 2007 Guide to Season Finales.
|Thur. May 3||CBS||SHARK||10-11PM||Do you really want to be the CBS exec to tell James Woods that his show is cancelled?|
|Sun. May 6||CBS||THE AMAZING RACE||8-9PM||
The final three teams race for the $1 million prize. Raise your hand if you miss Rob and Amber?
|CBS||COLD CASE||9-10PM||Another CBS procedural, another crazed serial killer. Would it really
|Mon. May 7||CBS||THE NEW ADVENTURES OF OLD CHRISTINE||8:30 – 9PM||
Christine has sabatoged her relationship with guest star Blair Underwood so many times you’d think her name was Miranda.
|CW||GIRLFRIENDS||9-10PM||Joan gets a long-awaited marriage proposal in this special one-hour finale. Once again theTVaddict cries, “they cancelled EVERWOOD for this?”|
|FOX||DRIVE||8-9PM||Oh wait, how stupid of us (or should I say FOX) The network’s already cancelled DRIVE. Stay tuned for yet another repeat of HOUSE.|
|Tues. May 8||CBS||THE UNIT||9-10PM||
|Wed. May 9||CBS||JERICHO||8-9PM||
One of the town’s leaders will not survive when Jericho defends itself against an attack by a nearby city. The citizen’s of JERICHO actually have a bigger problem than a neighbouring city. They may find themselves unemployed following tonight’s episode.
|Thur. May 10||CBS||WITHOUT A TRACE||10-11PM||
WITHOUT A TRACE airs its season finale on a special night as the team searches for a teenaged girl who’s disappeared — wait for it — without a trace.
|NBC||MY NAME IS EARL||8:840PM||EARL is pulling out all the stops for its super-sized second season finale. Expect to see a plethora of guest stars for the “Trial of the Century,” including The Soup Nazi, Mr. Bookman, Teri Hatcher… oh wait wrong “Trial of the Century.” Giovanni Ribisi, Christine Taylor, Marlee Matlin and Dog the Bounty Hunter guest star.|
|Fri. May 11||CBS||GHOST WHISPERER||8-9PM||
Who are you kidding? We at theTVaddict.com know there’s only one reason you watch this show. Click here and save yourself the trouble.
|CBS||CLOSE TO HOME||9-10PM||
Were the CLOSE TO HOME writers looking for a guaranteed way to kill their show? If so, casting Jonathan Silverman in their season finale was the way to go. Everybody knows Silverman is the TV equivelant of the touch of death.
|Sun. May 13||CW||7th HEAVEN||8-9PM||The series finale, one year too late.|
Enough with the islands already. Brilliant idea for next season. SURVIVOR: HATCH EDITION. 16 castaways try and survive in Richard Hatch’s cell. Now there’s must see TV!
|Mon. May 14||CBS||HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER||8-8:30PM||
At Marshall and Lily’s wedding, Barney discovers that Ted and Robin have a secret they’ve been hiding for weeks. Barney’s Gay! Oh wait, I’m mixing up TV and real life again. Sorry, theTVaddict has to get out more.
|CBS||TWO AND A HALF MEN||8:30-9PM||
I’ve tried, I’ve really tried to watch this show. It’s simply not funny. If you honestly think this show is funnier than HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER, defend yourelf by emailing your thoughts to email@example.com
|CBS||THE KING OF QUEENS||9-10PM||
Much to the chagrin of the Queen herself, the King and Queen of CBS will announce the impending arrival of a prince or princess in the long-awaited series finale of the KING OF QUEENS.
Another serial killer, another mystery, another plea to CBS to lighten up a bit.
|CW||EVERYBODY HATES CHRIS||8-9PM||Kelsey Grammer directs an episode titled “Everybody Hates the Last Day.” You know what theTVaddict hates? When the best this show can do is hype up a guest director. Call me when Kelsey guest stars. Frasier in da house!|
|CW||ALL OF US||8:30-9PM||Neesee and Robert make a decision about a second baby that could alter their relationship. I think I speak for everyone when I say, “Who are Neesee and Robert?”|
|CW||THE GAME||9-10PM||Melanie and Derwin come to a crossroads in their relationship in this one-hour finale. Oh My God! I’ve waited all season for this!* Totally kidding! Seriously folks, who watches these shows?|
|Tues. May 15||CW||GILMORE GIRLS||8-9PM||Lorelai and Luke come to a new understanding as fans around the world wait to hear if this indeed is the end of the GILMORE GIRLS. Oh yeah, and Rory graduates from Yale (act surprised!)|
|Wed. May 16||CBS||CRIMINAL MINDS||9-10PM||
This time it’s personal when Gideon’s girlfriend is murdered by his nemesis Frank. Question: When isn’t it personal when it comes to CRIMINAL MINDS?
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|CW||AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL||8-9PM||The new Top Model is chosen in this season finale. Celebratory dinner includes a carrot stick and a glass of water.|
NBC promises an UNFORGETTABLE FLIGHT in the CROSSING JORDAN Season Finale. Wanna bet?
|NBC||MEDIUM||10-11PM||Normally we’d ignore MEDIUM entirely (still angry, nay, shocked over Patricia Arquette’s Emmy win). But Jason Priestley (BEVERLY HILLS 90210) concludes his three-episode story arc in the MEDIUM season finale — and any show that gives Brandon a job can’t be all bad.|
|FOX||BONES||8-9PM||BONES fans certainly are a dedicated bunch. theTVaddict apologizes for leaving BONES off the May Finale Guide. Truth be told, I forgot FOX airs anything on Wednesdays except IDOL. Can you really blame me?|
|Thur. May 17||CBS||CSI||9-10PM||
Sara mysteriously goes missing… Didn’t Jorja Fox learn her lesson the first time? Don’t go asking CBS for more money, they don’t like that.
|NBC||THE OFFICE||8-9PM||Casino Night revisited as Pam and Jim’s will-they-or-won’t-they relationship is brought to the forefront. Of course with Karen interviewing for a job at corporate, I think we can all guess where this is going.|
|NBC||SCRUBS||9-10PM||Star Zach Braff imagines funny things in his head. Six years later, yup, still funny.|
|NBC||ER||10-11PM||Truth be told we have no idea what’s going on in the ER. After the helicopter landed on Dr. Romano, we checked out for good.|
|ABC||UGLY BETTY||8-9PM||Betty and Henry’s romance heats up. Meanwhile, Wilhelmina makes great strides in her ambitious power play, as Daniel descends further in a downward spiral. The Suarez family trip to Mexico takes a dangerous turn, with old ghosts creating new problems. Explosive secrets will be revealed, and everything will be tied together by a beloved Broadway musical|
|ABC||GREY’S ANATOMY||9-10PM||Not surprisingly, Scoop Nazi Shonda Rhimes is keeping a tight lid on tonight’s season finale. Stay tuned for details.|
|CW||SMALLVILLE||8-9PM||Rumours are running rampant that a major character’s going to die. Fingers crossed… please let it be Lana. Her superpower is sucking the energy out of every scene and putting thisTVaddict to sleep.|
|CW||SUPERNATURAL||9-10PM||Denny’s Back. Actually it’s just Jeffrey Dean Morgan. But since he plays Denny on TV, it’s kinda the same thing.|
|Fri. May 18||CBS||NUMBERS||10-11PM||
In the wake of an explosive standoff with a mysterious yet brilliant bomber on a bridge, the Eppes brothers discover a buried secret that will change the FBI team forever. I wonder if it involves numbers?
|Sun. May 20||FOX||KING OF THE HILL||7-8PM||This show is still on the air? Seriously, I thought FOX cancelled it years ago.|
|FOX||THE SIMPSONS||8-9PM||Big deal, THE SIMPSONS 400th episode. Bring on the movie!|
|FAMILY GUY||9-9:30PM||In the season finale of FAMILY GUY, Death grants Peter’s wish of going back in time to be 18 again just for one night so that he can sow his wild oats. Needless to say, Peter hasn’t learned anything from HEROES and decides to make some decisions that change the future for the worse.|
|AMERICAN DAD||9:30-10PM||Who thinks AMERICAN DAD is funny? Anyone?|
|ABC||EXTREME MAKEOVER: HOME EDITION||7-9PM||
Ty and the gang surprise a family with two adopted sons living with HIV. Stocked up on Kleenex… check!
As they close out their third season, DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES desperately tries (and fails) to capture the magic from season one.
|ABC||BROTHERS & SISTERS||10-11PM||Unlike the ABC Promo Department, theTVaddict isn’t about to ruin the numerous surprises that are in store for fans of BROTHERS & SISTERS. Needless to say, like all Walker events, there will be dinner, yelling and loads of alcohol involved.|
|Mon. May 21||FOX||24||8-10PM||This season of 24 has been so bad we’re starting to miss Kim Bauer and the cougar.|
|NBC||HEROES||9-10PM||The big question isn’t whether or not our beloved HEROES will be able to save the world, it’s how Tim Kring and his team of heroic writers will be able to top themselves next season.|
|Tues. May 22||FOX||AMERICAN IDOL||8-9PM||The final two contestants compete to battle it out for the crown of AMERICAN IDOL. We already miss Sanjaya|
The biggest secret from this season’s “season of secrets” is whether or not disgruntled star Mark Harmon returns next season.
|CW||VERONICA MARS||8-10PM||Veronica confronts her feelings for Logan as viewers come to terms with the fact this may very well be the last new episode of VERONICA MARS we ever see.|
|NBC||LAW & ORDER: CI||9-10PM||Talk about wishful thinking, CI’s season finale is entitled “Renewal”|
|NBC||LAW & ORDER: SVU||10-11PM||The SVU team celebrates after realizing they’re the only LAW & ORDER show not on NBC’S chopping block this season.|
|ABC||DANCING WITH THE STARS||8-10PM||On the season finale one team will raise the coveted mirror ball trophy and be crowned champion of DWTS. Go
Apparently Hollywood’s short on ideas. First MY NAME IS EARL proclaims the “Trial of the Century” now BOSTON LEGAL! What’s up with that?
|Wed. May 23||FOX||AMERICAN IDOL||8-10PM||Television’s longest running Coca Cola infomercial ends its season by crowning another Idol. Go Jordin Sparks!|
|ABC||LOST||9-11PM||It goes without saying that after Wednesday’s shocking final minutes, we have absolutely no idea what’s going on. But we’re looking forward to some answers in LOST’S two hour finale.|
|Tues. May 29||FOX||HOUSE||9-10PM||If HOUSE is so smart, why does he need a team of boring supporting actors to help him out?|
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