Hey, CBS… Let Us Fix Your News!

Let’s face it: Katie Couric’s tenure has been something of a disaster for CBS. And it doesn’t look as if things are going to turn around anytime soon. But never fear, because we at theTVaddict.com have your back and want nothing more than to see you succeed. With that in mind, we’ve come up with the perfect solution (with a helping hand from the foolhardy folks at NBC). Stone Phillips, who over the past year or so was pretty much reduced to setting up endless perv-on-parade segments on DATELINE: TO CATCH A PREDATOR, has been fired by NBC. You see where we’re going, don’t you, CBS? Cut your losses. Yup, it’ll no doubt cost you a fortune to dump Katie, or at least move her to a different (read: less damaging) spot (maybe weekend anchor?), but it’ll be worth it. You’re between a rock and a hard place, so it might be time to bring in a Stone.

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  • Linda B.

    I thought you were going to suggest he be her co-anchor. Who did they try that with several years ago? I think it was Connie Chung and someone (Dan Rather?) Don’t remember. Anyway that obviously flopped.

    I think CBS realizes they made a HUGE mistake w/ Katie and have no idea what to do about it. She’s too high profile to just be let go.