Luckily enough for this TV Addict, tonight’s season premiere of DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES once again continued the show’s trend of hilarious highs [Bree’s fake pregnancy comes to mind] and incredibly tedious lows [Susan’s pregnant! Groan!]
With that in mind, we at theTVaddict.com present the first ever [and super snazzy] DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES Entertainment Index. Agree? Disagree? Post away in the comments below.
 We waited all summer to learn that Edie really wasn’t dead. Shocking and not at all predictable!
 Susan to Mike have their first love quarrel when Susan asks Mike, “Are you Happy?” Sensing it’s going to be a long season.
 Tom Scavo can’t be bothered to get out of bed and help his cancer ridden wife Lynette find her wig. Worst husband ever.
 Nathan Fillion makes his highly anticipated first appearance.
 Bree and Orson go shopping. Shameless and not-at-all subtle Macy’s product placement.
 Nathan Fillion appears again. R.I.P. FIREFLY.
 Susan Meyer is getting old and may be going through Menopause. Alert the Emmy Committee.
 Ms. McClusky wonders aloud why Dana Delany disappeared from Wisteria Lane all those years ago. Fans wonder, nay pray, that Delany’s story-line will be more entertaining than Alfrie Woodards.
 Turns out Susan really is pregnant. Nathan Fillion — Worst gynecologist ever.
 Final voiceover. Dana Delany asks “Did we make a mistake coming back to Wisteria Lane…” Umm, you know what they say, if you have to ask…