Your TV Quotes of the Week!

Back by popular demand [no really!] is your FAVORITE TV QUOTES OF THE WEEK!. New to theTVaddict.com? No idea what I’m talking about? Simply post your favorite quotes of the week in the comments below and check back Sunday to see the winners. Odds are they’ll look something like this.

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  • http://www.torontonianbanter.com Kelleh

    Pushing Daisies-
    Olive: “that wasnt the truth bus it was the cross-town bitchy express”
    Ned: “I wanted to be a Jedi”
    Chuck: “kick pooh, kick”
    Ugly Betty-
    Amanda: “friends don’t let friends where glitter before noon”
    Mark: “mad props on the evil”
    HIMYM-
    Robin (talking about kids): “yeah it’s cute that their shoes are really small but it ends there”
    Aliens in America-
    Raja: I’d never lied before, I lost all sense of scale and kept going and going hoping to stumble upon that one lie that would make sense of all the others but I never did”

    and,

    not from this week but some of my favourite lines of the season (surprisingly) came from desperate housewives-
    Bree “we might as well sit on the porch and play bangos’
    and
    Orson “that’s culinary terrorism”

  • Courtney

    YAY! I’m so glad quotes of the week are coming back.

    I have nothing further to contribute right now…but then again I haven’t seen tonight’s Friday Night Lights yet.

  • Josh

    Ahh I wish I was better at remembering exact quotes!

    30 Rock:
    “I could never pay an English-speaking woman that little – they’d starve!” – Jack
    “Are you happy now, you son of a bitch?” – Jack
    “We never had cookie jars, because our mother never made us cookies, because we weren’t good enough. … So no, this has nothing to do with my childhood” – Jack
    “The 1976 Democratic National Convention. But it’s OK — I was there beating up hippies.” – Jack
    “Turns out she’s the wrong kind of crazy. And now, I guess we have to get married.” – Kenneth

    And since 30 Rock is so quotable, here’s a segment that’s gotta be mentioned…
    Jack-”I’m glad to see you are finally thinking like a businessman.”
    Liz-”Businesswoman.”
    Jack-”I don’t think that is a word.”

  • Mai

    Pushing Daisies:
    Chuck: Remember, mind over matter will make Pooh unfatter.
    Chuck: You’re like Winnie the Pooh. Gimme your paws,Pooh.

    Moonlight:
    Josef/ph: I am relaxed. This is relaxed. You’re only 90 (Referring to Mick). You’ve never been chased by a torch-bearing mob!

  • hanncoll

    Supernatural:

    “She knows your weakness; it’s me.” Dean Winchester, to Sam

    and

    “I lost my shoe.” Sam Winchester

  • Natalie

    Aw, hanncoll beat me to the shoe one! I LOVED it! The delivery was what sold it, though.

    My other Supernatural faves:

    Bobby to Dean “Just…look out for your brother, you idjit.”

    and

    Dean to Sam over the soccer trophy: “About the closest you ever came to bein’ a boy.”

  • Mel

    OH ‘I lost my shoe.” Definitely!
    And also Dean Winchester to hapless hunter trying to kill Sam:
    “There’s something you don’t know about me.”
    “And what might that be?”
    “I’m Batman.” — as he knocks the guy out with a TV remote.

    ‘Bad Day in Black Rock’ was a very Good Episode of Supernatural.

  • Crazy4Supernatural

    Sam Winchester: “I lost My Shoe” (Supernatural)

  • SuperChris

    “If I was a deserted island and I could only have one thing on me, it would be you.” – Justin to Raja

  • Jay

    Sammy From Supernatural: “I lost My Shoe”

  • SuperChris

    Sorry, forgot to add that mine was from ‘Aliens in America’

  • Shumona

    from FNL tonight (not verbatim, I suck at remembering):

    Coach: Tell Glen I don’t want him in my house with his hands in my wife’s icebox!

  • NikkiHolly

    Supernatural:

    Dean: I’m Batman

    Sam: I lost my shoe.

    Friday Night Lights:

    Coach Taylor: tell Glen to get his hands out of my wife’s icebox (or something like that. i can’t remember exactly.)

  • macjacmom

    Carpoolers:

    Gracin: “Who would you do – Dame Judy Dench or a bear?”

    Laird: “Describe the bear.”

  • Elizabeth

    (From The Office)

    Jim: We will be requiring a bedtime story.
    Dwight: No.
    Jim: Not even Harry Potter?

    Pam (during personal interview/confessional): Jim’s just really passionate about Italian food.
    Jim (during confessional): Yeah. I’m very passionate about Italian food. In fact, uh, I love Italian food.

    (From FNL)

    Landry (after Tyra said something morbid in the watch store): That was really creepy

    You should probably double check the wording of these quotes…lol :)

  • http://www.thetvaddict.com/category/my-take-on-tv Amrie

    From FNL:

    Buddy Garrity to Tim Riggins:
    I’ve seen you play with a hangover many times and you played like a champ.

  • theiek

    “Are you gonna rape us?” – Butters / South Park

  • Elizabeth

    The Office:

    Darry (to Kelly): You need to access your uncrazy side.

  • nctodc

    “Even if I wanted to express sympathy, I physically can’t.” – Wilhelmina to a distressed Amanda on “Ugly Betty”

  • Linda B.

    Heroes:
    I liked what Claire’s new boyfriend said to her when he caught her. Anybody remember the exact line? it was something like he didn’t mind seeing her jump, but couldn’t bear to see her hurt. The way he said it was sweet.
    Pushing Daisies: loved the Pooh stuff
    Supernatural: “I lost my shoe.” Great delivery!

  • Kristy

    from the office

    jim- ” 1 in 6″
    pam- ” what?”
    jim- “oh sorry i thought you asked what are the chances of us getting murdered here tonight.”

  • Terri

    Grey’s Anatomy: The Heart of the Matter (S04E04)

    ” You killed him. With your penmanship.” –Izzie Stevens

  • http://www.tvismypacifier.com Jenny

    Moonlight: At some point, you’re going to have to stop me. Then he bites her. *swoon*

  • http://www.fotolog.com/rreadmymind daaan

    Sam Winchester with this baby face saying: “I LOST MY SHOE”. Priceless

  • nctodc

    Thanks Terri for reminding me about Grey’s Anatomy…my favorite line from that episode was Callie to Izzie: “Don’t you dare come to me for forgiveness, you traitorous b*tch.”

  • lilchibi

    from the office:
    pam: now that i think about it, andy and angela would make a good couple. but i couldn’t do that to dwight….or angela…..or andy.

  • DG

    ‘Hey I like you… what’s not to like? But you need to access your uncrazy side.’
    - The Office, Darryl says to Kelly

  • Mark

    I see that many Supernatural quotes have already been agreed on.

    Personally, I thought Dean delivered the best “sonuvabitch!” of all time at the end of Bad Day at Black Rock. No contest.

  • Linda B.

    Mark, i totally agree!