Your TV Quotes of the Week

You know what Friday means? Time to post your FAVORITE TV QUOTES OF THE WEEK!. New to No idea what I’m talking about? Simply post your favorite quotes of the week in the comments below and check back Sunday to see the winners. Odds are they’ll look something like this.

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  • TVFanatic

    Definitely 30 ROCK’s Jenna telling Kenneth

    “If I can’t be Monique fat then I’ll be Teri Hatcher thin.”

  • courtney

    Mark Sloan: “Are there any group activities?” after he hears about Nurses United Against Mark Sloan

  • Bobby Brown

    30 Rock:

    Jack Donaghy: So what do you do with your money? Put it into a 401K?
    Liz Lemon: Yeah… I’ve gotta get one of those.
    J.D.: What? Where do you invest your money, Liz?
    L.L.: I have, like, 12 grand in checking.
    J.D.: Are you… an immigrant?

  • Josh

    “I’m excited about doing the ad but I’m not really used to doing videos with so many people around.” – Meredith, The Office

    “Phyllis, like our Mrs. Butterworth. Kind’ve a less urban Aunt Jemima.” – Michael, The Office

    “”Oh God, push the envelope. You know who uses that phrase? People who don’t have the guts to work inside the system. Letter writers, radicals, Howard Dean…” – Jack, 30 Rock

    “Please. I breast-fed til I was 11. So I’ve forgotten more about a woman’s chest than you’ll ever know.” – The Head Page to Jenna, 30 Rock

    “He gambled away my welfare check.” – Jack as Tracy’s mom
    “Woman I got a mind to smack you upside the head.” – Jack as Tracy’s dad
    30 Rock

    “Whose crazier, me or Ann Curry?” – Tracy, 30 Rock

  • Tim G.


    (after Marc says he’s going to ask an underwear model out)
    Marc: What? You think he’s out of my league? Please. He’s a 9, I’m an 8.
    Amanda: He’s a 10, you’re a 6.
    Marc: You’re a bitch, I’m a 7.

  • Jillian

    from Dexter.

    “I’ve always been good with parents. The key is to simply think of them as aliens from a distant universe.” ~Dexter

  • lilchibi

    michael: pam, will you please clear my phone lines.
    pam: certainly, beep boop beep beep beep. all clear

  • Josh

    I forgot a couple great 30 Rock quotes.

    “Help me Liz Lemon, you’re my only hope!” – Rosemary, Carrie Fisher’s character. I love that they took and used a line of hers from Star Wars. Classic.

    “Yeah, we can start our own network called Bitch TV!” – Liz