Post Your Favorite TV Quotes of the Week

It’s Friday and if you’re a frequent visitor to — you know what that means! Time to post your FAVORITE TV QUOTES OF THE WEEK! New to No idea what I’m talking about? Simply post your favorite quotes of the week in the comments below and check back Sunday to see the winners. Odds are they’ll look something like this.

  • WestCoastPat

    “You wouldn’t need all that bait if your belly were full of fish, dear” – Pushing Daisies

  • Pushing Daisies:

    Emerson to Ned’s being uncomfortable with Olive as their client: “Let me ask the money. [Makes a phone with his hand] … Can I still pay the bills and buy stuff even though you were Olive’s money first? OK, thanks. [Hangs up] The money don’t care. Touch him.”

  • Mel

    “I love you, shovel.” – Emerson Cod, Pushing Daisies.

  • Michael Scott

    Dwight Schrute: “The Eyes are the Groin of the Head”

  • Linda B.

    “Yes, but we had different homework assignments.”

    – Dexter

    (anybody remember Deb’s line before this?)

  • Maria

    “Did you get a raise? ‘Cause then you’re a whore. Or didn’t you? ‘Cause then you’re a stupid whore.” – House

  • Michael Scott

    Michael Scott: “Jim, just climb on top of her (Karen) and think of Stanley.”

  • Michael Scott

    Oscar Nunez- “Besides having sex with men, The Finer Things club is the gayest thing I’ve ever done”

  • Michael Scott

    Toby to Jim regarding the book Angela’s Ashes, which Jim didn’t read:

    Toby: “Who’s the main character.”
    Jim: “Angela, no Ashes”

  • Michael Scott

    Michael Scott to Karen:

    Michael: Look, this is very hard for me but I am going to give you my best man. You may have Toby.
    Karen: Toby’s not a salesperson.
    Michael: You can train him. He’s very very smart and funny and charming…yeesh…I can’t do it. Toby is the worst. That was a bluff.

  • Becky

    Scrubs: Turk to J.D- why you lookin so sad nilla wafer?

  • SR

    I was beaten to the punch. “The Eyes are the Groin of the Head” was the quote of the week.

  • Jay

    Dean Winchester: You know fairytales, I know movies. (Supernatural)

  • szucsitg

    chuck 1×06

    morgan is so awesome… he can eat anything.

  • Elizabeth

    “Wanted: Middle-aged black man with sass. Big butt. Bigger heart.” – Michael Scott, The Office (about finding a replacement for Stanley’s position)

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  • rocky

    “I am gonna kill that bitch” … irish chick from Heroes
    cant wait till elle toasts her

  • Chuck –
    Morgan: Am I a tucker?

    Brennan: Who’s stronger Catwoman or Wonder Woman?
    Hodgins & Zach: Wonder Woman
    Brennan: I concur vehemently.

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  • Mark


    Dean: “I’ll tell you one thing, there’s no way I’m kissing a damn frog.”

    Dean: “Dude, could you be more gay? … Don’t answer that.”

    Dean: “I’m going to go stop the Big Bad Wolf. Which is the weirdest thing I’ve ever said.”

    Demon: “What can I do for you, Sam?”
    Sam: “You can beg for your life.”
    Demon: “We were having such a nice conversation, then you had to go and ruin the mood.”
    Sam: “If I were you, I would drop the wise cracks and start acting scared.”

  • Friday Night Lights:

    Landry: “Win together, or lose alone.”

    (Someone’s been watching Lost season one…)

  • Maria

    From Chuck:

    Morgan: When I was twelve I hid under Ellie’s bed so I could watch her undress.
    Captain Awesome: Excellent.

  • Maria

    From Nip/Tuck

    Sean: Jesus, does anyone in this town not have plastic surgery?
    Christian: I feel like I’m trying to sell semen at a whorehouse.

  • ct

    “Hot, perfect sex requires shaved legs.” – Izzy, Grey’s Anatomy

    “She is an undercover slut.” — Trisha trashes Parisa, The Real World

  • I would have to go with Linda B., the best quote of the week was from DEXTER.

    Deb: He’s killing people Dex. Dad taught us one thing, its the value of human life.
    Dex (narration): Yeah, but I think we had different homework assignments.

    Second place would be from THE OFFICE.

    Dwight: The eyes are the groin of the head.

  • Linda B.

    Thank you Jason. I couldn’t remember (or find) Deb’s exact quote.

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  • Jeff Rankin

    Best comeback by a television interviewer during Rod Blagojevich’s current media blitz (Late Night with David Letterman, 2/3/09):

    BLAGOJEVICH: I’ve been wanting to be on your show in the worst way for the longest time.

    LETTERMAN: Well, you’re on in the worst way, believe me.