Comments on: Post Your Favorite TV Quotes of the Week

By: wall

wall — Sun, 11 Nov 2007 03:15:32 +0000

30 Rock: Liz Lemon: There are poptarts in the bed. Oh my god, what do you do with the poptarts?????

By: DJ

DJ — Sun, 11 Nov 2007 00:50:04 +0000

Again, like Mark above said, from Supernatural

Dean: “Can I shoot her?”
Sam: “Not in public.”

By: *showtime

*showtime — Sat, 10 Nov 2007 21:31:09 +0000

From Ugly Betty
Mark: This wedding is so fancy Armani is wearing Prada.

By: Coop

Coop — Sat, 10 Nov 2007 19:19:46 +0000

30 Rock:

Kenneth: Mr. Lutz you at all my Parakeet’s medication and thank to you Sonny Crocket has been having seizures all morning.

And Ms. Lemon. i will have you know that before last night, i have never, EVER, seen grizz or dot com cry.

By: MZY

MZY — Sat, 10 Nov 2007 15:10:41 +0000

Dwight: “Nothing to worry about, just using the scope. Safety is….*click*…on.

By: Tim G.

Tim G. — Sat, 10 Nov 2007 05:49:30 +0000

HIMYM-
After Barney brings a girl to an appartment that’s not his:
Girl: (picking up picture frame) Who are these people?
Barney: (not looking) Uh, my parents.
Girl: But they’re Asian.
Barney: Um, Asian parents, White baby. It works the other way too.

By: Elliot

Elliot — Sat, 10 Nov 2007 03:21:34 +0000

one of the funniest segments I’ve ever seen in my life:

Dwight: “I keep weapons strategically hidden around the office”

By: Melissa

Melissa — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 22:38:32 +0000

Picket sign: Jesus was a writer

By: Elizabeth

Elizabeth — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 22:28:05 +0000

“”Ted, how many times have I asked you to put the lid back on the peanut butter jar? It’s this sort of inconsiderate, immature, jackassery that makes me feel like I’m living in the Real World house. And not the early years when they had jobs and social consciences. I’m talking about Hawaii and after!” – Marshall to Ted on How I Met Your Mother.

“Looks a lot better on 24.” – House upon entering the CIA on House.
*whimpers about no 24*

By: Jenny

Jenny — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 21:41:03 +0000

Darn, Mark beat me to all the great Supernatural quotes this week. lol