Post Your Favorite TV Quotes of the Week

It’s Friday and if you’re a frequent visitor to — you know what that means! Time to post your FAVORITE TV QUOTES OF THE WEEK! New to No idea what I’m talking about? Simply post your favorite quotes of the week in the comments below and check back Sunday to see the winners. Odds are they’ll look something like this.

  • Linda B.

    “I own you.” – Dexter

    Hands down best line of the week!

  • Less Strike news

    The Office:

    -I am nominating the whole “That’s What She Said” part of the deposition. It is too long to transpose.
    -The post-it note Hotdog to Michael Scott- “Hiya Buddy”
    -Dwight to Jim regarding Daryll–”He works here, dumbass”
    -Kelly to Pam (singing the Avril Lavigne song with
    different ‘words”–”Hey, Hey you you, I don’t like your
    -Michael Scott in his diary-”"Ryan is just as pretty as Jan,
    but in a different way”

  • Less Strike news


    McNamara to Troy-”You want me to take the Shitter to Shutters”

  • wga supporter

    i think ellie had some pretty awesome lines this week:
    -if everything was awesome and nothing was unawesome, then awesome would just be mediocore(or something like that)
    -you need to cut your hair, its starting to make animal shapes.
    -words taste like peaches
    lou-our vast height difference intrigues me.

    how i met your mother:
    robin-she’s a keeper….just keep her away from us.

  • Tim G.

    Chuck –
    “Casey, your jaw was chiseled by Michaelangelo himself”

  • Tom

    “I gave her the ottoman, and she walked out…” -Jack Donague

  • nctodc

    “I’m sweet like sugar, soft like suede, but unlike a piano, I never get played.” – Henry Grubstick

  • Sof

    30 rock
    No one really said this quote, but it was in the “headlines” [i don't know what those letters that run on the bottom of the screen called] when C.C. was being interviewed on MSNBC.
    It read: “Anne Heche leaves husband for pony.”

  • Josh Emerson

    I know I quote lots from this show every week, but I can’t help it!

    Jack: These Verizon Wireless phones are just so popular, I accidentally grabbed one belonging to an acquaintance.
    Liz: Well sure, cause that Verizon Wireless service is just unbeatable. If I saw a phone like that on TV I’d be like ‘where is my nearest retailer so I can get one’. *looks at camera* Can we have our money now?

    “A Dog Took My Face And Gave Me A Better Face To Change The World: The Celeste Cunningham Story” – 30 Rock

    “I don’t wanna sound racist but that pita pocket might be a terrorist!” – Liz

    “News crawl affected by writers strike – Using repeat text from previous season” – The news crawl

    Celeste: I’m helping Hillary retool her universal health care platform.
    Jack: I wanna kiss you on the mouth to stop you from saying such ridiculous things.

    “You know, I thought you made love like an ugly girl. So present, so grateful.” – Jack

    “Tell her her butt look like an apple and you wanna take a bite.” – Tracy

  • Coop

    “tell her you want her genitals and your genitals to high five” – tracy jordan, 30 rock

    “sir, your nancy drew” – bartender
    “it’s called a hardy boy for the men” – Jack, 30 Rock

  • Elizabeth

    pretty much all of Bailey’s pep talk while she was in the locker room on Grey’s.

    “Be an American. Make the call” – Jack on 30 ROck. I am pretty sure I got the wording wrong

  • NikkiHolly

    “I don’t get out of bed for $3,000.” -Bela

    “Kamikaze? I’m more like a ninja.” -Dean

    from Supernatual

    [after pouring water on Riggins] “Good morning, sunshine.” -Tyra

    “‘Coach Eric Taylor had no comment.’ She asked me through the bathroom door. I was busy!” -Coach Eric Taylor

    from Friday Night Lights

  • forg

    “Amnesia doesn’t exist. It’s just a cheap and lazy story telling device.”
    -Nathan, Sam’s Ex on SAMANTHA WHO?

  • Mark


    Dean: “Kamikaze? I’m more like a ninja.”

    Dean: “What rhymes with, ‘Shut up Sam’?”

    Sam: “It’s just, I wish you would drop the show and start being my brother again. Because…just cause.”

  • annsensei

    from the democratic debate (by hillary):

    they’re not attacking me because I’m a woman. they’re attacking me because I’m a head.

  • moonlightfan4eva

    I liked the line in Moonlight “mi casa es su casa. That’s spanish by the way….. (whispered) for keep her out of my stuff”