Comments on: Post Your Favorite TV Quotes of the Week

By: Aileen

Aileen — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 21:19:33 +0000

SCRUBS

Dr. Cox: You’re four! People are actually beginning to understand about a third of what you say.

Elliot: So how do we find out Kelso’s age?
Janitor: We cut off Kelso’s legs and we count the rings.
Elliot: That only works on TREES.
Janitor: And puppets.

GOSSIP GIRL

Serena: So you couldn’t make it past the salad, huh?
Dan: I opened the cranberries. My work is done.

Serena: Tell me you didn’t sleep with Chuck for revenge.
Blair: Well, it’s not because I like his natural musk.

GREY’S ANATOMY

Lexie: Well, he is kinda a nice guy disguised as a jerk.
Nick (Seth Green): Oh yeah, I know that type. My girlfriend was a nice girl disguised as a vapid narcissist. But then it turned out she really was just a vapid narcissist.

By: jamie

jamie — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 02:58:15 +0000

tracey jordan to liz lemmon on 30 rock
“Do you wanna go to the animal strip club?’
“Do the animals strip or are they customers?”
“Animal customers? You’re ridiculous liz lemmon.”

By: Coop

Coop — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 02:31:40 +0000

30 Rock is Pure Pure Genius

Tracy Jordan: I don’t want to talk about it Ken. You’ll hear all about Jack Donaghy in my tell-all book “Betrayal Colon What really happened with my Baseball team Comma Disaster at Knuckle Beach Question Mark”

Jack (describing Lemon’s night): …meatball sub, extra bread, bottle of NyQuil, Top Chef on Tivo, a little Bonnie Rait, and lights out

By: Carrie

Carrie — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 20:00:28 +0000

Another 30 Rock one (there were SO MANY this week):

Liz: “He looks like Zac Efron. That’s a thing, right?”

By: Mandy

Mandy — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 19:52:26 +0000

I just watched last night’s 30 Rock and this is a no brainer:

“You can’t be gay for just one person… unless you’re a lady and you meet Ellen” – Liz to Frank

By: Chris

Chris — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 19:40:37 +0000

HEROES

Elle: Watch who you’re shoving, pom pom.

By: KWentin

KWentin — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 19:09:02 +0000

family guy!

peter: “now see that’s an even more beautiful sight than 72 virgins waiting in heaven for a suicide bomber”
bomber: “here i am”
nerds: “we’re playing magic the gathering.. wanna join?”

By: wgasupporter

wgasupporter — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 18:55:58 +0000

blair on gg:
you know what’s really weird…you have a garage in the middle of your room

and liz on 30 rock:
what? sexy? you are. shut up.

By: Linda B.

Linda B. — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 18:27:22 +0000

Oh, and I thought they didn’t celebrate Thanksgiving in Canada!

By: Linda B.

Linda B. — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 18:25:41 +0000

Linda B. is who i’m known as on here. Plus, i think i saw a Linda once, so I don’t want to get confused w/ her.

I’ll drop my B if Tim drops his G.