Post Your Favorite TV Quotes of the Week

It’s Friday and if you’re a frequent visitor to — you know what that means! Time to post your FAVORITE TV QUOTES OF THE WEEK! New to No idea what I’m talking about? Simply post your favorite quotes of the week in the comments below and check back Sunday to see the winners. Odds are they’ll look something like this.

  • edubtv

    “Pelvis has left the building.”
    –Jared, Kid Nation

  • Less Strike News

    Kid Nation is still on the air? Ughh!

    30 Rock:

    Jack calling Liz a ”small-town lesbian,”
    Tracy describing a ”sharking” attack and saying “some of you Puritans might call it: sexual assault.”
    Jack: NBC’ has a ”strict bros before hos” policy.
    Jack: “I like when a woman has ambition; it’s like seeing a dog wearing clothes.”

  • nctodc

    Betty White’s appearance on “Ugly Betty” has to make the favorite TV Quotes list this week. I can’t recall the exact quote, but it was something like…”I adore all my fans, except for the few sickos who write lesbian fan fiction about me and Bea Arthur.”


  • Mandy

    From Scrubs:

    “I left early and I barely put out.” – Elliot to JD on Scrubs

  • CT

    “I dont’ like my ice to get lonely, dear.” — Serena’s grandmother, CeCe, indicates she’s ready for another cocktail on GOSSIP GIRL

    “Carlos, if you are taking me someplace where I don’t need a boa, then I don’t want to go!” — Gaby , DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES

  • Zoot

    From Ugly Betty, Daniel says to Alexis, “Did they give you Super Strength when they installed your vagina?”

  • jamie

    C.C. :”I like your necklace.”
    Liz :”It’s actually a rape whistle and the whistle part fell off and I…just kept it.”

  • Aileen

    Masuka (to Dexter): Hair pulling may not be manly, but it’s very effective.

  • shanna

    from Grey’s –

    Hahn: Promise not to hit on me?
    Sloan: I can’t promise that
    Hahn: Even if I say please?
    Callie: He still can’t promise that

  • shanna

    i forgot … from Ugly Betty

    Amanda: I know I should feel something but I can’t … war has changed me.