Post Your Favorite TV Quotes of the Week

It’s Friday and if you’re a frequent visitor to — you know what that means! Time to post your FAVORITE TV QUOTES OF THE WEEK! New to No idea what I’m talking about? Simply post your favorite quotes of the week in the comments below and check back Sunday to see the winners. Odds are they’ll look something like this.

  • Tim D.

    purg wait for it wait for it wait for it keep waiting till you its forever ATORY

  • Less Strike News

    30 Rock:
    Jack Donaghy to his mother: —”Mother, there are terrorist cells more nurturing than you”

    Also..are old school quotes permitted? The Office classic, Benihana Christmas was on last night:

    Michael Scott: Hey! I would like a nice slice of Christmas Pam. Side of candy Pams. And perhaps some Pam chops. With mint…
    Pam: Can I help you, Michael?

    Michael Scott: I’d like everybody’s attention. Christmas is canceled.
    Stanley: You can’t cancel a holiday.
    Michael Scott: Give it up Stanley and you’ll lose New Year’s.
    Stanley: What’s that mean?
    Michael Scott: Jim, take New Year’s away from Stanley.

    Michael Scott: Bros before hoes. Why? Because your bros are always there for you. They got your back after your ho rips your heart out for no good reason. And you were nothing but great to your ho, and you told her that she was the only ho for you. And that she was better than all the other hoes in the world. And then suddenly…she’s not yo’ ho no mo’.

    Jim Halpert: It’s a bold move to Photoshop yourself into a picture with your girlfriend and her kids on a ski trip with their real father. But then again, Michael’s a bold guy. Is bold the right word?

    Ryan Howard: I miss the days when there was only one party I didn’t want to go to.

  • wgasupporter

    30 rock:
    mitch – do you like wham? because i’m kind of like the george michael of my school.

  • Supernatural:

    You fudging touch me and I’ll fudging kill you!

  • amelie_bee

    30 Rock, Tracy Jordan: The holidays are a bad time to stop drinking. Turns out, football is boring, my wife’s sister is not as hot as I thought she was, and I cannot play the guitar.

  • Josh C.

    30 ROCK:
    Jack: Really life seems to short? (whispers to his mother behind menu) Because your life seems endless

  • Jay

    I don’t remember the exact words but I’ll give it a try…

    Supernatural (Flashback)
    Lil’ Sammy: A Barbie?
    Lil’ Dean: I guess he think’s of you as a girl.

  • Mark


    Dean: Sam, why are you the boy who hates Christmas?

    Pagan God: Do you know what I say when I feel like swearing? Fudge.
    Dean: I’ll try to remember that…You fudging touch me again, I’ll fudging kill ya!

    Dean: Christmas is Jesus’ birthday.
    Sam: No, Jesus’ birthday was probably in the fall. It was actually the Winter Solstice Festival that was co-opted by the church and renamed Christmas. But I mean the Yule log, the tree, even Santa’s red suit, that’s all remnants of Pagan worship.
    Dean: How do you know that? What’re you gonna tell me next. The Easter Bunny’s Jewish?

  • Shannon


    Dean: “So what, Ozzie and Harriet are hiding a pagan god underneath their plastic covered couch?”

  • ggny

    30 Rock

    Dick Lemon: “It wouldn’t be a Lemon Party without old dick.”

  • dDub

    @ Shannon

    Don’t forget Dean’s follow up — “See? plastic!”

  • Katie


    *door bell rings*
    Dean: Somebody going to get that? You should get that…

    Dean: You fudging touch me and I’ll fudging kill ya!