Help Choose Ted’s Next Girlfriend

This just in. Britney Spears’ not-at-all-overhyped guest spot on HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER netted MOTHER it’s highest ratings ever in the holy grail of network demographics — 18-49 year olds.

Which means, in the grand tradition of WILL & GRACE, it’s time for MOTHER masterminds Carter Bays and Craig Thomas to start milking this plot device for everything it’s worth.

With that in mind, feel free to post away with your ideas for celebrity train-wreck’s and tabloid mainstays that Ted can date next. Here’s a few obvious ones to get you started…Mischa Barton, Victoria Beckham, Paris Hilton, Amy Winehouse, Tori Spelling, The Olsen Twins [To quote Barney, “Legendary!”], Nicole Ritchie, Eliot Spitzer’s Call Girl, Rosie, Heidi Montag, Jamie Lynn Spears, Denise Richards, the ghost of Anna Nicole Smith… too far? You decide.

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  • hey everyone! did you hear that Britney is auctioning her clothes (juicy tops and nanette lapore dresses) from the show! I found out its at – you can also go there just to look at and read more about the clothes

  • shanna

    I’m sure Eliot Spitzer’s call-girl will work herself in there, seeing as how sh’es managed to profit so well off this scandal. She sickens me if you can’t tell.

  • Common Sense

    Spitzer’s call girl is hot. But $80,000 worth of hot? How could Mrs. Spitz not see that amount missing from the grocery envelope?

    As for Ted, how about a Katie Holmes appearance, just to prove that she’s not an android clone. And let’s get her hubby on there, too, so Barney can entice him into another SLAP BET! Now that, I’d pay to see.