In a cost cutting move the Sci-Fi Channel cuts their final season order of BATTLESTAR GALACTICA from twenty to ten episodes. Said a Sci-Fi Channel Spokesperson, “Who needs to actually find earth? Can’t viewers use their imagination?”
LOSTerminds Damon Lindeloff & Carlton Cuse have a change of heart, say they’ll let LOST survive one more year so they can do the long rumored ZOMBIE season. ABC and fans alike rejoice.
CW brings back VERONICA MARS. Says CW President Dawn Ostroff, “If ABC can bring back CUPID, we can bring back our own Rob Thomas show from the dead!”
John Krasinski gives his two weeks notice at THE OFFICE, follows George Clooney to the silver screen. That noise you’re hearing right now, the despair of millions of Jim/Pam Shippers world-wide.
NBC cancels 75% of their programming, decides to run CELEBRITY APPRENTICE year-round.
CBS gives up on younger viewers, decides to green-light CSI: WICHITA and COLD CASE: DES MOINES.
THE VIEW’s Sherri Shepard credits never graduating grade school as the reason she thought the world was flat.
EVERWOOD to be adapted into a Broadway musical. Treat Williams to reprise his role.