Comments on: Post Your Favorite TV Quotes of the Week

By: becky

becky — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 02:11:09 +0000

The Office-

Police Officer: sir, is there anyone you could stay with tonight, maybe one of your friends here?
Michael- Jim, Pam?
JIm- my apartment is on fire.
Pam- flooded.
JIm- Right, flooded.

And the Scrubs scene where J.D. and Turk go to “Agimoville” was priceless!

By: SimplyKimberly

SimplyKimberly — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 00:06:19 +0000

Its not a quote, but my favorite scene from last night was on Scrubs when JD/Turk were playing Space Invaders with the interns. I thought that was absolutely brilliant.

By: Nikki Stafford

Nikki Stafford — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 18:58:38 +0000

From The Office: “You have no idea the physical toll that three vasectomies have on a person!!”

From 30 Rock: “I feel like I’m back in that boiler room, making little piles of sawdust while Gilly plays with himself in the corner.”

I am SO HAPPY that Thursday funnies are back!

By: coffeeaddict

coffeeaddict — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 17:18:24 +0000

The Office:

When Jim attempts to rescue himself and Pam from the dinner party fiaso:

Pam: Don’t you leave this party all by itself!

Jim: But all my stuff is getting ruined!

Pam: You can buy new stuff, but you can’t buy a new party!

Love the look on Pam’s face, priceless!

By: Common Sense

Common Sense — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:02:47 +0000

Well, Jim covered it all.

“Erection Cove” and “We no longer want to hit that” are lines that will live forever. Bring on Season 2 of MILF ISLAND!!!!!

By: Jim

Jim — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:56:10 +0000

30 Rock:

Best moments were the Milf Island scenes and background noise:

The footage in the background of some scenes? With the kids riding on the moms’ backs, in slo-mo?

• “Who will be the final mommy you’d like to… you know…?”
• “Twenty MILFs, 50 8th-grade boys, no rules.”
• Deborah and Debra squaring off in Erection Cove.
• “One of my implants imploded and I didn’t even ask to get off the catapult.”
• The “MILF” winner will be revealed “…after three more breaks!”
• “Heidi…. We no longer want to hit that.”

Then there is:

“sex, lies, puberty, betrayal, relay races….” (Jack Donaghty touting Milf ISland)
• Jack, the most Googled “Class A Moron”: “Step aside, Randy Quaid.”
• Lutz: “I’m not a dirt bag. This is from American Eagle!”

By: Bill

Bill — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:51:53 +0000

Best Jim and/or Pam Look of Horror: I’m going to have to make this a five-way tie. There’s Pam reacting to the video camera in the bedroom, Jim and Pam both looking like they’re about to scream when they’re told how long it will be until dinner, Jan trying to dance with Jim, Jim smelling the candle, and Pam freaking out when the cooking isn’t even close to being finished.

Best Jim and/or Pam Look of Joy: Pam looks like she’s a drowning woman being offered a lifesaver when Dwight unexpectedly shows up to crash the party and maybe interrupt the non-stop bickering between Michael and Jan.

By: Billy

Billy — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:51:02 +0000

By: Jim

Jim — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:50:26 +0000

The Office:

“It has a oaky, afterbirth taste” (Michael Scott about the wine)
“You’re sleeping with me” (Dwight to Michael after he leaves Jan)
“No. No.” (Angela when Michael attempts to hug her)

Mandy, that one was very funny too.

By: Mandy

Mandy — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:41:36 +0000

This made me laugh out loud for a full minute:

Liz Lemon on 30 Rock:
“Chocolate. Chocolate. Chocolate. Ack!”