Post Your Favorite TV Quotes of the Week

It’s Friday and if you’re a frequent visitor to theTVaddict.com — you know what that means! Time to post your FAVORITE TV QUOTES OF THE WEEK! New to theTVaddict.com? No idea what I’m talking about? Simply post your favorite quotes of the week in the comments below and check back Sunday to see the winners. Odds are they’ll look something like this.

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  • Nel

    I’m not sure if this is exactly how it went, since I’m one of the remaining few without TiVo for me to check back on. But my favorite quote of the week was from Heroes.

    Claire: “Are you going to eat my brain?”
    Sylar: “Eat your brain? Claire, that’s disgusting.”

  • Wilhelmina: “You really put the ‘gay’ in ‘geisha.'”
    Marc: “You should all kill yourselves.”
    -Ugly Betty

  • Mindi

    Andy: “Every little boy fantasizes about his fairy tale wedding” – The Office

  • Jimbo

    The Office:
    My faves:

    Jim Halpert: I don’t really know Ronnie. But I have a feeling I will get to know her very well over the next few years, and eventually declare my love for her.

    Andy Bernard: I’m excited to lose weight for the wedding, because I really want to have washboard abs the first time Angela sees me naked.

    Others I liked:

    Holly: Ex-squeeze me.
    Michael Scott: I will ex-squeeze you.

    Andy Bernard: Ang. Ela. [sings] Ella, ella, ella. Under my Angerela. Ella, ella, ella. Ay, ay–

    Dwight Schrute:exiting warehouse storage room with Angela] Ahh. We done good in there, half pint.

    Michael Scott: Pam, I’d like you to meet Ronnie. We call her Rice-a-Ronnie. She is hilarious. She is wonderful, a beam of light in this dark, dark office. Not really so much. All she does is plop herself down there and answer phones all day.
    Michae Scott: Oh, calm down, weirdo. It’s just a joke. She’s such a weirdo!

  • Jim Halpert: I don’t really know Ronnie. But I have a feeling I will get to know her very well over the next few years, and eventually declare my love for her.

    Defs one of my favs. But the Office has SO many golden quotes last night. It was kinda the perfect episode.

  • tim wilkins

    Ugly Betty’s Marc about setting up Alexis w/ Willie:

    “like taking candy from a tranny!’ LOL Funny line.

  • Kaitlin

    Barney Stinson: “It’s not sweet. It’s like a disease. I slept with Robin one time and I caught feelings. I caught feelings bad. I used protection and everything!”

  • Elizabeth

    Oh, man, The Office was a goldmine last night:

    “I swallowed a tapeworm last night.” – Kelly

    “I just…I can’t wait…Will you marry me?” – Jim

    “Wait, back up–do you think I’m retarded?” – Kevin

    “Andy Bernard does not lose contests. He wins them. Or he quits them. Because they’re unfair.” – Andy

    And whatever that quote was from Cristina when she was yelling at Meredith on Greys–I think many people have been wanting to say that to Meredith for several seasons now.

  • Mark

    Castiel: “The Lord works…”
    Dean: “If you say ‘In mysterious ways’ – so help me – I will kick your ass!”

    Supernatural

  • Pindara

    Supernatural:

    Castiel: “You should show me some respect. I dragged you out of Hell. I can throw you back in.”

    Dean: “All I know is I was not… groped by an angel”

  • Anja

    Olivia: “A hero … he used to be, Charlie, and he told he loved me”
    Agent Charlie Francis: “I wasn’t gonna tell you this, but he said, he loved me too”.

    John Scott’s funeral.
    Frindge.

  • jamie

    from the office…

    “I once went 28 years without sex. And then 7 more years.”

  • patty

    “Apocalypse as in “apocalypse” apocalypse? The four horsemen, pestilence, five-dollar-a-gallon gas apocalypse?”

    –Dean in Supernatural

  • Michaela Gilmore

    Castiel: “The Lord works…”
    Dean: “If you say ‘In mysterious ways’ – so help me – I will kick your ass!”

    Supernatural

  • nctodc

    Lindsay Lohan had a few great lines on UB this week (“Whatever you do, don’t have sex in the woods on Fire Island.”) but my absolute favorite was Callie’s awkward yet totally endearing confession to Erica at the end of Grey’s “Look I’ve never done this before… I’ve never kissed a girl. I’m not sure I even like kissing girls. I don’t actually like kissing girls. I just…like kissing one girl: you.”

  • Olivia: “I pretty much knew I wanted to do this since I was nine.”
    Peter: “When I was nine years old I think I wanted to be a brontosaurus.”
    -Fringe

  • Mel

    From Supernatural
    Dean:
    I am not a cheeseburger.

  • Jasmine

    How I Met Your Mother

    Ted: “I’m high fiving 15 year old me through the space time contiuum. We did it! We did it you masterbating little bastard!!”