Post Your Favorite TV Quotes of the Week

It’s Friday and if you’re a frequent visitor to — you know what that means! Time to post your FAVORITE TV QUOTES OF THE WEEK! New to No idea what I’m talking about? Simply post your favorite quotes of the week in the comments below and check back Sunday to see the winners. Odds are they’ll look something like this.

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  • K.

    “She went to bed with Jesus and woke up with you. You’re a rebound from Jesus.” Billy Riggins to Tim- Friday Night Lights

  • Lindlee

    “Sammy, wherever you are, Mom is a babe. And I’m going to hell. Again.” Dean Winchester – Supernatural

  • k8ie

    “I will kill John Connor and hang his head on a pike for all to see.”

    Cameron to her social worker – Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles

  • Michaela Gilmore

    Sammy, wherever you are, Mom is a babe. And I’m going to hell. Again.” Dean Winchester – Supernatural

  • Just Jody

    “Dean Van Halen” Dean Winchester – Supernatural

  • Rocky

    Sammy, wherever you are, Mom is a babe. And I’m going to hell. Again.” Dean Winchester – Supernatural

    What overconfident nemesis are you? Hiro Nakamura – Heroes

  • Josh Emerson

    Family Guy:
    “I’m Laura Bush.” – Peter
    “And I’m the guy she killed.” – Lois
    “That’s right, I forgot. Laura Bush killed a guy.” – Quagmire
    “”Yes she did, Laura Bush killed a guy.” – Lois
    “Laura Bush killed a guy.” – Peter

    “I’m a victim of the liberal agenda. I’m a murdered fetus. Did you know that Democrats murder thousands of babies every year? And sometimes babies are put back in the womb just so that they can be aborted again?” – Jane, Family Guy

    ““I’m going to dose the both of y’all with a scoop of shut the fudge up.” – Emerson, Pushing Daisies

    “Who cares what the average woman wears on the street. We shouldn’t be taking their pictures, we should be throwing rocks at them.” – Wilhemina, Ugly Betty

    “No, I don’t. It’s hideous. Like driving through Ohio.” – Wilhemina

    “Player gets me nothing. It’s like I’m stuck in a sandtrap at the bottom of the 9th quarter.” – Justin, Ugly Betty

    “Hush little homo don’t you cry, Mandy’s gonna steal you a Prada tie.” – Amanda, Ugly Betty

    How I Met Your Mother:
    “Listen blondie, don’t mess with me! Daddy needs his meat.” – Regis
    “I don’t know where it is Regis, I swear!” – Barney

  • tim wilkins

    Desperate Housewive’s Edie’s respone to Gabby’s proclamation that she had 2 kids and that’s why she looks ‘haggard.’
    Gabby: I had 2 kids.
    Edie: For what? Breakfast?
    LOL funny.

    From “ugly betty.”
    Marc’s response to hot Eddie Cibrian’s question about seeing the ‘game.”
    Marc: If I say yes, will u take off ur shirt? lol

  • Mel

    I see several folks have beaten me to the Dean Winchester ‘I’m going to hell — again.” line. LOL

    “So, what? God is my copilot?” Dean Winchester to Castiel suddenly appearing in the passenger seat of the 1973 Pinto.

  • Joanna

    Since Everything’s Daisies, a couple of my favorites from this week:

    “If I could breath, I would vomit.” Ned

    “He’s stalking you!” Emerson, on Ned showing up at Chuck’s work

  • Kristen

    “You guys make politics look tame.”-Rob Lowe on Brothers And Sisterrs

    I forget his character’s name. Lol.

  • Hazel

    “Are you allergic to straight answers?” – Dean Winchester to Castiel.

    It was so hillarious!!

  • Rado

    Idi: I have a husband now
    Susan: Whose?

    DH :)

  • Jo

    “She wasn’t smiling. She was showing her teeth.”-Marc to Betty on Ugly Betty.

    From Greek:

    Cappie:”You’re insane Chip”
    Dale: “It’s Dale.”
    Cappie: “I knew it was one of them.”

    Rusty: “There’s this girl in my literature class. Her name is Miley. Miley Montana. She acts one way during the day but she’s totally different at night.”

  • Josh Emerson

    “Guess there’s more than one crazy nanny in this town. Bitch.” – Deb, One Tree Hill

  • blueberry

    ” *gasp* No . . . you did not just just give me another secret to keep!”

    –Burdened by having too many secrets, Olive reacts to Lily’s reveal at the convent.

    Olive is stealing the show, in my humble pie opinion.