Post Your Favorite TV Quotes of the Week

It’s Friday and if you’re a frequent visitor to — you know what that means! Time to post your FAVORITE TV QUOTES OF THE WEEK! New to No idea what I’m talking about? Simply post your favorite quotes of the week in the comments below and check back Sunday to see the winners. Odds are they’ll look something like this.

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  • luke

    Emerson Cod from Pushing Daises “If this van is a rockin’, then I’m being murdered”.

  • Randa

    BROTHERS & SISTERS Robert McCallister to Nora Walker:
    “No. I know how you feel. I know how all of you feel. ‘Cause the minute you have a feeling you start spewing with complete disregard for anybody else, like a bunch of children. You’re adults! Get a filter!”

    UGLY BETTY Wilhemina refers to Christina as a “Scottish-rent-a-womb”

  • jamie

    “We’re not doing the talent portion?”

    Tina Fey as Sarah Palin on SNL

  • Jimbo

    The Office:

    Holly: Can anyone think of things that are over-the-line time wasters?
    Stanley: This meeting.
    Andy: Heyo! [muddled laughter]
    Michael Scott: [to Holly, matter-of-factly] Can’t set ’em up like that.

    Michael Scott: When I discovered YouTube, I didn’t work for five days. I did nothing. I watched Cookie Monster sing Chocolate Rain about a thousand times.

    Meredith: Maybe it’s a girl thing… But after we did it, and he gave me those coupons, I just felt good about myself.

    Michael: How do you tell somebody that you care about deeply, “I told you so.” Gently with a rose? In a funny way, like it’s a hilarious joke? Or do you just let it go, because saying it would just make things worse? … Probably the funny way.

  • Josh Emerson

    “I heard what you were saying. You know nothing of my work. How you ever got to be President of anything is totally amazing.” – Jesus Christ to George W Bush (Family Guy)

    “We can’t go to Applebee’s every night Kim, we’re not billionaires.” – Craig (Kath & Kim)

    “I’d also like to give a shoutout to the third-graders of Gladys Woods Elementary who were so helpful to me in my debate prep.” – Tina Fey as Sarah Palin (SNL)

    “But not with me and my fellow maverick. We are not afraid to get mavericky in there and ruffle feathers and not got to allow that….and also to the great Ronald Reagan.” – Tina Fey as Sarah Palin (SNL)

    “I believe marriage is meant to be a sacred institution between two unwilling teenagers” – Tina Fey as Sarah Palin

    “Don’t think I don’t tolerate gay people. Because I do. I tolerate them with all my heart. And I know quite a few too. Not personally, but I know of them. I’ve seen Ellen.” – Tina Fey as Sarah Palin (just quote the whole sketch!)

  • Elizabeth

    “HEYO!” – Andy, The Office

    “She’s not a virgin, you know.” – Dwight (about Pam), The Office

  • Naomi on “Private Practice” to Sam
    “I’m furious!….This is hate sex. ”

    And I concur on all the Tina Fey/Palin quotes!

  • nctodc

    “I think I just hate him because he saw you naked.” – Erica to Callie on Grey’s Anatomy. I nearly spit out my drink when she said it.

    “I’d also like to give a shoutout to the third-graders of Gladys Woods Elementary who were so helpful to me in my debate prep.” – Tina Fey as Sarah Palin (SNL)

  • Pindara

    Supernatural –

    Dean: “We’re here to save you…I guess.”

  • Stephanie


    Dean (to Sam): “If I didn’t know you, I would wanna hunt you.”