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Callie to Erica on their first date – “Maybe it’ll be the best vacation either of us has ever had, but it’s mysterious and dark and there should be rules. And an embassy and a safe word”

Crazy McCain Rally Lady on SNL: Weekend Update -” Barack Obama cohorts with terriers.”

Dean on Supernatural: “I’ve been re-hymenated; and the dude will not abide.”

After Heidi announces that Tim Gunn is guest judge:
Kenley: “mmmmkay, maybe i should have improved my attitude…”

Supernatural:

“So you guys are like Mulder and Scully or something? The X-files are real?” – Jaime
“No, the X-files is a tv show. This is real.” – Dean

My favourite line of the week isn’t G-rated, but I’ll bleep out the bad words …

Debra Morgan’s reaction to the fact that her brother Dexter is going to be a daddy:

Debra Morgan: “A baby? A motherf%&*ing roly-poly, chubby- cheeked, s%*t machine? Are you kidding me?”

Dexter Morgan: “I’ve never heard it described in quite those words before, but yeah.”

I should probably mention, my favorite line of the week was not surprisingly from the mouth of UGLY BETTY’s Wilhelmina Slater.

“So I suppose you heard — Alexis got community service. If I’d had known this is how the system worked, I’d have tried to kill more often.”

Pushing Daisies:
Emerson Cod to Olive: What got thee to a nunnery?
and
Ned: Nun on the run!

Supernatural:
Dean: I’ve been re-hymenated!
Sam: Please! Maybe angels can pull you out of hell, but no one could do that.

“Astird” – The Office

HIMYM:
Robin’s drunken “SuperCanadian” rant

“Dear Marshall, I do not like that stupid hat. I want to beat it with a bat. Or maybe stab it with a fork. It makes you look like such a dork.” – Robin

all of the office!

my favorites.. Micheal: “I came to talk to Holly about her hygiene, she smells like old tomatoes and dirt.”

Jim’s chart and “Micheal is related to this baby through.. delusion.”

Dwight birthing a watermelon!! too funnyy.
“Oh No! I’m crowning” and “Mark the baby secretly with a kind of mark that only you recognize and no babysnatcher can copy!”
“Growing up I performed my own circumcision.”

haha jims face during the “birth”

“I’ll give you summer teeth. Some are here, some are there.”
Robin – HIMYM

Robin, HIMYM:
“You’re nuttier than a Tim Horton’s maple log!”
“Take off. Hoser.” (is that what she said?)
“Stanley Cup. Game six, eh. The rangers are aboot to be sawry they ever played ___ with the Canucks.” (i can’t tell what word she’s saying! lol)

I also loved what Deb said on Dexter that was mentioned above:
“A baby? A motherf%&*ing roly-poly, chubby- cheeked, s%*t machine? Are you kidding me?”

Billy to Tim Riggins…
“you are a just a rebound…a rebound from jesus!”

Dean: Thus, my virginity is intact.
Sam: What?
Dean: I’ve been re-hymanated and that, dude, will not abide.

–Supernatural

Josh, the word you’re missing is shinny, as in shinny hockey.

I love the “Tim Horton’s maple log” quote, too … it was my Facebook status for a couple of days earlier this week

I’m Canadian … Tim Horton’s and hockey are national treasures … as is the Molson’s that Robin had indulged in!

Not sure of the exact wording from this exchange.

Jamie: “Maybe you’re lonely because you kill people.”
Dracula: “…or maybe I kill people because I’m lonely.”

And Dean’s ‘re-hymanation’ speech. Ha.

Sam: “Hello there, Hansel.”
Dean: (In lederhosen) “Shut up.”

Desperate Housewives

Gabi- Are you saying she’s fat for her age?
Susan- I’m saying she’s fat for YOUR age!

‘I’ve been re-hymenated.” Dean from Supernatural