Post Your Favorite TV Quotes of the Week

It’s Friday and if you’re a frequent visitor to — you know what that means! Time to post your FAVORITE TV QUOTES OF THE WEEK! New to No idea what I’m talking about? Simply post your favorite quotes of the week in the comments below and check back Sunday to see the winners. Odds are they’ll look something like this.

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  • CT

    “Really?” (Mad Men)
    Alice Cooper in response to Roger saying he only has one child to think about.

  • Nelson

    “I’m not lonely, I’m horny.” Wilhelmina on Ugly Betty.

  • Adam L

    “When you think of John McCain, think of me: George W. Bush. Think of this face. When you’re in the voting booth, before you vote, picture this face.”

    Will Farrell on SNL

  • Josh Emerson

    Nazi Officer: Are you sure you’re a real priest?
    Stewie: Yeah, yeah, I can vouch for him, he’s real. He’s molested me many, many times.

    Stewie: Wait a minute. Germany’s building weapons of mass destruction? Well, why doesn’t America go in there and kick their asses?
    Brian: I don’t know. Maybe because they don’t have any oil?
    Stewie: Oh… clap, clap, clap, clap, clap.

    Stewie: I have a British accent, I’m possibly homosexual, I never brush my teeth, and my wife is ghastly.

    Will Farrel as Bush:
    -”I come to you tonight in the midst of a very important election between two very qualified candidates: the hot lady and the Tiger Woods guy.” –
    -”Where’s McRage?”
    -”George Bush always finds his man, save for one huge exception.”
    -”A vote for John McCain is a vote for George W. Bush.”

    Tina Fey as Palin:
    “I like to think I’m one part practiced folksy, one part sassy, and a little dash of high school bitchy.” – Tina Fey as Sarah Palin

  • Josh C.

    i really wish i could post some FNL quotes but i dont wanna ruin a GREAT season for anyone

  • Just Jody

    “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!” Dean Winchester, Supernatural

    I laughed every time.

  • jamie

    “It squeaks when you bang it! That’s what she said.”

  • foursweatervests

    Pushing Daisies:
    Ned (to Chuck): I want to duvet you right this second.

  • Alison

    Does it count if it hasn’t officially been on TV yet?
    “If theres one thing i’ve learned…you keep your friends close, and your enemies so close you’re almost kissing.” – 30 Rock

  • theTVaddict


    No it doesn’t count. You’ve made a mockery of the entire system :) And yes, I’m officially jealous that I have yet to see Thursday’s 30 ROCK.

  • hanncoll

    “That was scary!” — Dean Winchester, Supernatural

  • Holli

    “Well thank God for second chances.” Ben Linus

  • Mark


    Dean: “I mean, come on. We hunt monsters. What the Hell?! Normal people, they see a monster and they run – but not us. No. We search out things that want to kill us. Or eat us! You know who does that? Crazy people! We…are insane! Ya know, and then there’s the bad diner food, and the skeevy motel rooms, and the church stop waitress with the bizarre rash. Who wants this life, Sam? Huh? Seriously. Do you actually like sitting in a car with me 8 hours a day, every single day? I don’t think so! I drive too fast and I listen to the same 5 albums over and over and over again – and I sing along – and I’m annoying, I know that. And you? You’re gassy! You eat half a burrito and you get toxic.”

    I can’t believe I just posted that whole rant. But I just couldn’t leave out anything from it, it was all so hilarious. And pretty much summed up the whole show in one paragraph.

  • Elizabeth

    “She introduced me to so many things. Pasteurized milk. Sheets. Monotheism. Presents on your birthday. Preventative medicine.” – Dwight, about Angela

    “The last person to steal from me disappeared. His name? Creed Bratton” – Creed

    “I am not that guy. We are not that couple” – Jim

    And I second the “that’s what she said” quote

  • Kristen

    Gossip Girl

    Blair- What took you so long?
    Chuck- If you think that was long, you have no idea what you’re in for.

  • Linda B.


    Dean – “It’s the eye of the tiger…..”

    OMG – that was hilarious! Any idea what the story on that was and why they included that at the end? you could definitely hear laughter in the background. That scene was so cute.