Post Your Favorite TV Quotes of the Week

It’s Friday and if you’re a frequent visitor to — you know what that means! Time to post your FAVORITE TV QUOTES OF THE WEEK! New to No idea what I’m talking about? Simply post your favorite quotes of the week in the comments below and check back Sunday to see the winners. Odds are they’ll look something like this.

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  • Just Jody

    “lewd use of musical montage”

    Emmett the efficiency expert, CHUCK

  • AHA

    “Why make a big scene when you can fix it with cupcakes?”

    Molly, Debra Messing’s character on Starter Wife this week or perhaps the one before.

  • Josh Emerson

    Some 30 Rock quotes:
    “That information is classified, at least until Cheney dies which is gonna be a long time from now. That man is mostly metal.” – Jack

    “It’s just G now Jack. I sold the E. To Samsung. They’re Samesung now.” – Devon

    “She was fresh out of college and I had just broken up with O.J. Simpson. And can I just say something; total gentleman.” – Jenna

    I’d like to take this opportunity to thank everyone involved in making my video game the most profitable thing since the war on terror.” – Tracy

    Jack: We might not be the best people…
    Liz: But we’re not the worst.
    Jack and Liz: Graduate students are the worst.

  • Josh Emerson

    This is more a scene than quote, but I loved this. From OTH:

    Brooke:: (on who’s going to play her in Lucas’ movie) I’m thinking Natalie Portman should play me. I can call her if you want.
    Lucas: It’s set in high school. Does anybody get that? I mean…
    Brooke: Great. So I suppose you’ll be getting some snot from the CW?
    Lucas: Hmmm…
    Brooke: At least they’re hot.

  • Linda B.

    Anybody know the exact quote from Supernatural last night where Dean says Leprechans scare him because they have small hands? If anyone knows the exact quote, please list it. That’s my additon for the week. Sorry, forgot the notepad while watching tv last night ;)

  • theTVaddict

    A few of my favorites from the week:

    “This is ridulous, if I’m going to die, I want to die in manhattan.” MAD MEN’s Pete Campbell

    Chuck: Do we carry any Rush CD’s?
    Morgan: No, but not to worry buddy! I have every Rush track on my Zune.
    Chuck: Wait, you have a Zune!?
    Morgan: Pfft! No, I’ll go get my iPod.

  • Mark

    Linda B, I think the exchange went like this:

    Dean: “So we’re talking ghosts?”
    Sam: “Yeah.”
    Dean: “Zombies?”
    Sam: “Mhmm.”
    Dean: “Leprechans?”
    Sam: “Dean…”
    Dean: “Those little dudes are scary. Small hands.”

    The small hand motioning was what made it hilarious.

  • Elizabeth

    “And I can’t even take my hat off….because then I’d be Hitler” – Pam, about her costume

    “Did Darryl touch you?” – Michael

  • Linda B.

    That’s it!

    Thanks Mark!

  • Josh Emerson

    The Office quotes Elizabeth posted were awesome.

  • blueberry

    “Applicant has a head shaped like a trapezoid”

    -One of Andy’s evaluations of Dwight during the application interview fiasco on The Office

  • blueberry

    One more…

    “I’m not strong enough! I’m gonna go back to Jan. And I hate Jan!”

    –Michael half-crying to Amy Ryan’s character not to move 7 hours away.

  • Patty

    “Two words: jail bait”

    –Sam from supernatural

  • Patty

    wait…it should go

    Sam: “Two words: jail bait”
    Dean: “I would nev– hmm”

  • Katie

    Dean: Zombie-ghost orgy, huh? Well, that’s it. I’m torching everybody.

  • Alison

    If I had to put Dwight’s chances into a percentage, I would say he has none percent chance.

    –The Office (andy was fantastic this week!)