Post Your Favorite TV Quotes of the Week

It’s Friday and if you’re a frequent visitor to — you know what that means! Time to post your FAVORITE TV QUOTES OF THE WEEK! New to No idea what I’m talking about? Simply post your favorite quotes of the week in the comments below and check back Sunday to see the winners. Odds are they’ll look something like this.

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  • Josh Emerson

    “She’s like a human Macarena; something everyone did at parties in 1996.” – Liz (30 Rock)

    New Adventures of Old Christine:
    “Maybe it’s not good we keep telling him he’s great at everything. What if it gives him an overinflated unrealistic opinion of himself?” – Matthew
    “Yeah, talk to Elisabeth Hasselbeck’s family.” – Richard

    “Uh, no I don’t keep track of every single thing that goes in an out of me Laura. Oh a burrito. Oh a penis.” – Sarah (Sarah Silverman Program)

  • jamie

    “Serena, a guy start’s out in his blue period and everything’s great. But it’s only a matter of time until he’s all into cubism and it’s some other girl’s eye coming out of her forehead.” -Gossip Girl

    Liz: I was at this club last week… called Chili’s… and I met this smoking guy. He was just raw.
    Claire: Tell me everything.
    Liz: I’m going to. He was wearing this shirt… and I could totally see his nips. He was very muscular.
    Claire: Did you go home with him?
    Liz: Yes… to his loft, where he gave me the business.
    -30 Rock

  • Josh C.

    Ted: I’m totally ready for dinner
    Lilly: Dinner is a baby!
    Robin: Oh my god that’s awful!

    hahahah and im in agreement with the 30 rock quote above

  • Rocky

    Brooke: “Back up a second! You’re a virgin? You live together, you share a bed and you are still intact? (..) Its like finding a bigfoot or a unicorn or something” – One Tree Hill

  • Linda B.


    “Hey I told you I was coming clean.”
    “Yeah but now i feel dirty.”

  • Elizabeth

    “I’m giving America what it wants….a reunion of friends from Night Court” – Kenneth, 30 Rock

    “I have always been intrigued by all things international: the women, the pancakes, the man of mystery” – Michael, The Office

    “Get the whole nine ‘nards” – Andy. Maybe it was just me, but I really loved that quote

    “I”m coming back the wrong way” – Pam, The Office YAY!!!!