Post Your Favorite TV Quotes of the Week

It’s Friday and if you’re a frequent visitor to — you know what that means! Time to post your FAVORITE TV QUOTES OF THE WEEK! New to No idea what I’m talking about? Simply post your favorite quotes of the week in the comments below and check back Sunday to see the winners. Odds are they’ll look something like this.

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  • Linda B.

    From Grey’s Anatomy:

    “I think you’re beautiful.”
    - Dr. Hunt to Christina

    If this doesn’t make the list this week TVa, you’re not a romantic!

  • luke

    “I like you too much to date you.”

    -Megan from Privilaged

  • Mandy

    “Toronto is just like New York, without all the stuff.”

    - Gavin Volure (Steve Martin) to Liz Lemon (Tina Fey) on 30 Rock

  • Jen C.

    I second Mandy’s nomination!!!

  • Jimbo

    The Office:

    My favorite: Michael Scott: NO! NO! NO! (about Toby being back)

    Dwight Schrute: What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany’s at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No. I go for the chandelier; it’s priceless. As I’m taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It’s her father’s business. She’s Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don’t trust her. Besides, I love the cold. Thirty years later I get a postcard. I have a son. And he’s the Chief of Police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She’s been waiting for me all these years. She’s never taken another lover. I don’t care. I don’t show up. I go to Berlin. That’s where I stashed the chandelier.

    Michael Scott: I feel like Neve Campbell in Scream 2. She thinks she can go off to college and be happy… And then, the murderer comes back. Starts killing off all of her friends. Learned a lot of lessons from that movie. This is just one of them.

    Michael Scott: I have cause! It is be’caause I hate him! (about firing Toby)

    Michael Scott: I learned a while back, that if I don’t text 911 people will not return my calls. Uhhm, but now people always return my calls because, they think that something horrible, has happened.

    Kevin: So, Jim. You’re gonna live in the same house that you used to pee the bed in.

    Ryan: Let’s me adults about this (going to Thailand). Let’s have sex one more time, and if you have any extra cash that would be amazing.

    Creed: Cool beans man. I live by the quarry. We should hang out by the quarry and throw things down there!

  • haya

    I would have to agree with Mandy and Jen C. That was a great quote! Totally untrue, because Toronto is pretty much my favourite city, but still hilarious!

  • Chris

    “Grab a shiv and make your move!”

    Jeff Barnes (Scott Krinsky) to Lester Patel (Vik Sahay) on Chuck.

  • Rocky

    arrr .. I cant remember the exact words of it anymore

    But from supernatural, when the boys and the 2 girls were driving somewhere to get the angels powers back

    dean was something like: “A demon and an angel on the backseat … man this could be the beginning of a beautiful pornmovie”
    something along these lines

  • Jen

    30 Rock

    Liz mistakes a real size Tracy Jordan doll sitting in the hallway.
    Liz to mannequin: “Tracy, get out of the hallway”.

    Tracy suddenly jumps out from a room.
    Tracy: “Or Am I”?

    Liz: “Oh God, this dream again”.

    Tracy: “That’s not me. That’s a Tracy Jordan Japanese Sex Doll. You can tell us apart because It’s not suffering from a vitamin deficiency”.
    Tracy: “If you like, I can get you one”

  • Tash

    Supernatural ! =]

    Sam – Dude your confusing reality with porn again…

  • jamie

    “I love catching people in the act. That’s why I whip open doors.”

    -Dwight, The Office

  • Remy

    “Lemon, you’re gonna go to Gavin’s and you’re gonna work this thing like a chinese gymnast : wear something tight, force the smile and lie about your age…”

    -Jack Donaghy, 30 Rock

    just LOL :)

  • Mandy

    “It’s illegal… but pretty much anything they do on The Shield is illegal.”

    - Dwight on The Office

  • jamie

    “Sounds like my life. Married, betrayed, gay, abandoned, and then I woke up and had no idea how i got here.”

    -Callie Torres, Grey’s Anatomy

  • Kristen

    Pushing Daisies

    Emerson: Where did I put that rat’s ass I could give?

  • cristina


    Michael Scott, on the office.

    it was proceless,I could not stop laughing. One of the most sincere reactions I´ve ever seen.

  • anne

    - “just pretend like we are talking until the cops leave”

    Creed, when the police breaks into the office. LOL

  • Coop

    Kenneth: Well, you know what they say: ‘Money is the root of all evil.’
    Tracy: I thought that was just a tag line for my movie, Death Bank

  • Mark


    Dean: “An angel and a demon riding in the backseat. It’s like the set up to a bad joke. Or a penthouse forum letter.”
    Sam: “Dude. Reality. Porn.”
    Dean: “You call this reality?”

    Uriel: “You cut yourself a slice of Angel Food Cake, didn’t you? You did!”
    Dean: “Why do you care? You’re junkless down there, right? Like a Ken doll.”

  • Michaela Gilmore


    Dean: “An angel and a demon riding in the backseat. It’s like the set up to a bad joke. Or a penthouse forum letter.”
    Sam: “Dude. Reality. Porn.”
    Dean: “You call this reality?”