Post Your Favorite TV Quotes of the Week

It’s Friday and if you’re a frequent visitor to — you know what that means! Time to post your FAVORITE TV QUOTES OF THE WEEK! New to No idea what I’m talking about? Simply post your favorite quotes of the week in the comments below and check back Sunday to see the winners. Odds are they’ll look something like this.

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  • Jim Dandy

    The Office:

    My Fave:

    Andy: We’re getting married at Schrute Farms, no matter what. I have looked at twelve venues, I have lost eight deposits, and I have seen Angela naked zero times. I am not losing another deposit.
    Pam: Look, I really need this new chair. I mean, seriously, how is it possible that in five years I’ve had two engagement rings, and only one chair?
    Michael: I hate disappointing just one person. And I really hate disappointing everyone. But I love Burlington Coat Factory. You go in there with $645, you are literally a king.
    Michael: [wearing a fur coat] What did we learn this week? Well, one, thanks to me, my team is much, much faster at coming to decisions than I thought they would be. Number two, never buy a fur coat with a credit card until you absolutely have the money to pay for it. And three, [camera zooms out to see fake blood is splattered on the fur coat] you should know that some people think it’s cool to throw buckets of fake blood on you as you are walking out of Burlington Coat Factory.

    Michael: Why don’t you explain this to me like I’m five.
    Oscar: Your mommy and daddy give you ten dollars to open up a lemonade stand. So you go out and you buy cups and you buy lemons and you buy sugar. And now you find out that it only costs you nine dollars.
    Oscar: So you can give that dollar back to mommy and daddy, but guess what? Next summer…
    Michael: I’ll be six.
    Toby: We should really have the office’s air quality tested. We have radon coming from below, we have asbestos in the ceilings. These are silent killers.
    Michael: You are the silent killer. Go back to the annex.
    Michael: Well… I swallowed all your ideas, I’m going to digest them and see what comes out the other end.

  • Josh Emerson

    30 ROCK:
    “We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.” – Jack

    “Your landlord called. It’s not the toilet, it’s you.” – Kenneth to Liz

    “Rich 50 is middle-class 38.” – Jack

  • Linda B.

    Eli Stone:

    “There was a chocolate bear!”

    -Jordan Wethersby (Victor Garber)

  • theTVaddict

    Linda B.
    LOVED that moment!

  • tim w. in tx

    Ugly Betty’s Marc to Willie :
    You do NOT want to know what I had to do to get this.

    Okay, I’ll tell you!

    About the tape.

  • Catheryn


    Tabitha Wilson explaining to her son and daughter in law why she likes to skinny dip.

    “I love the feeling of the waves of water flapping across my bare ass!”

    Honestly that was what she said!!!! The original was never this bad or was it??

  • Adam R

    30 Rock:
    “We’re actors, if we didn’t exist how would people know who to vote for?” – Jenna

    “I want to go to there” – Liz Lemon

  • showtime

    Amanda: Let’s dine and dash
    Betty: That’s illegal
    Amanda: Is it? Is it really?

  • Lindsey Morrison

    Wilhelmina Slater – “Let’s go have a drink.”
    Christina McKinney – “I’m 7 months pregnant! With your child!”
    Wilhelmina Slater – “You can watch. I’ll drink for all 3 of us.”

    Wilhelmina Slater – “Do you see the way Daniel is looking at her? The way Betty looks at a cheeseburger.”

  • tim w. in tx


  • tim w. in tx

    after getting out of handcuffs.