WHAT WE’RE WATCHING:
ELI STONE (10PM ABC)
In tonight’s brand new episode, Taylor and Matt learn unsettling news about her pregnancy. News, from an undoubtedly compassionate ABC executive that we can only imagine sounded a little something like this, “You’ve been cancelled and we’re moving up your delivery to next month!”
NEW & NOTABLE:
MAN OF HONOR (8PM FX)
The curse of Cuba Gooding Jr’s post Oscar career continues with this tedious and uninspired been-there-done-that tale chronicling the Navy’s first black diver. But on the plus side, there are no talking dogs.
THE GOLDEN COMPASS (8PM HBO)
Attention TWILIGHT fans. Witness director Chris Weitz’s disappointing adaptation of this best selling novel and be afraid, be very afraid.
FIFTEEN AND PREGNANT (8PM Lifetime)
Watch Kristen Dunst struggle with teenage pregnancy before Juno Macguff (JUNO) and Amy Juergens (THE SECRET LIFE OF THE AMERICAN TEENAGER) made it cool.
FAMILY GUY (8:30PM TBS)
ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT Alum Alert! The always hilarious David Cross guests stars as a preacher hired to rap about abstinence.