Post Your Favorite TV Quotes of the Week

It’s Friday and if you’re a frequent visitor to — you know what that means! Time to post your FAVORITE TV QUOTES OF THE WEEK! New to No idea what I’m talking about? Simply post your favorite quotes of the week in the comments below and check back Sunday to see the winners. Odds are they’ll look something like this.

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  • Linda B.


    “You’re welcome!”

    – Turk to JD everytime JD used one of his ideas.

    that cracked me up again and again 🙂

  • K.

    “You are mean, not so lean, contact-getting machine.You’re the Terminator.You’re the…Bettinator” -Ugly Betty Marc to Betty

  • Josh Emerson

    “We’re going to steak night, we’re gonna eat it right. Steak is such a treat, it is the world’s best meat!” – JD and Turk (Scrubs)

    “I think you’ll find being my mother’s nurse a mixed bag. When she’s in a foul mood it can be horribly unpleasant. But at other times she is asleep.” – Jack (30 Rock)

    “It’s 7:00, why don’t I hear my mother yelling go home to the Asian contestant on Jeopardy?” – Jack (30 Rock)

    “She fought me at first, but I find that authoritative rapid Spanish subdues white people.” – Elisa the nurse (30 Rock)

  • nctodc

    I’m sure I’ll come up with others, but one that really stood out: “Shaft had tit cancer? Geez.” – Christian Troy on Nip/Tuck

  • TVFan

    Wasn’t there some reference to SCRUBS leaving NBC for ABC. I wish I knew the quote

  • Adam R

    “OMG Liz, look at you and me and our biological clocks. You’re going baby crazy and I keep getting turned on by car crashes.” – Jenna (30 Rock)

    “I think you’ll find being my mothers nurse a mixed bag. When she’s in a fowl mood it can be horribly unpleasant but at other times she is… asleep.” – Jack (30 Rock)

  • Jessica

    Gossip Girl:

    Blair Waldorf to Jack Bass

    “You idiot! You don’t surprise someone standing off the edge of a building!”