Comments on: Post Your Favorite TV Quotes of the Week

By: Jessica

Jessica — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 23:02:15 +0000

Gossip Girl:

Blair Waldorf to Jack Bass

“You idiot! You don’t surprise someone standing off the edge of a building!”

LOVE HER!

By: Adam R

Adam R — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 02:48:02 +0000

“OMG Liz, look at you and me and our biological clocks. You’re going baby crazy and I keep getting turned on by car crashes.” – Jenna (30 Rock)

“I think you’ll find being my mothers nurse a mixed bag. When she’s in a fowl mood it can be horribly unpleasant but at other times she is… asleep.” – Jack (30 Rock)

By: TVFan

TVFan — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 01:06:35 +0000

Wasn’t there some reference to SCRUBS leaving NBC for ABC. I wish I knew the quote

By: nctodc

nctodc — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 00:21:43 +0000

I’m sure I’ll come up with others, but one that really stood out: “Shaft had tit cancer? Geez.” – Christian Troy on Nip/Tuck

By: Josh Emerson

Josh Emerson — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 22:08:38 +0000

“We’re going to steak night, we’re gonna eat it right. Steak is such a treat, it is the world’s best meat!” – JD and Turk (Scrubs)

“I think you’ll find being my mother’s nurse a mixed bag. When she’s in a foul mood it can be horribly unpleasant. But at other times she is asleep.” – Jack (30 Rock)

“It’s 7:00, why don’t I hear my mother yelling go home to the Asian contestant on Jeopardy?” – Jack (30 Rock)

“She fought me at first, but I find that authoritative rapid Spanish subdues white people.” – Elisa the nurse (30 Rock)

By: K.

K. — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 20:44:50 +0000

“You are mean, not so lean, contact-getting machine.You’re the Terminator.You’re the…Bettinator” -Ugly Betty Marc to Betty

By: Linda B.

Linda B. — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 20:16:02 +0000

Scrubs:

“You’re welcome!”

- Turk to JD everytime JD used one of his ideas.

that cracked me up again and again