Post Your Favorite TV Quotes of the Week

It’s Friday and if you’re a frequent visitor to — you know what that means! Time to post your FAVORITE TV QUOTES OF THE WEEK! New to No idea what I’m talking about? Simply post your favorite quotes of the week in the comments below and check back Sunday to see the winners. Odds are they’ll look something like this.

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  • My contribution is an appreciation of this week’s PRIVILEGED.

    Rose [to Zach], “As far as nerds go, you’re even cooler than Michael Cera.”

    Rose [to Zach]: Why would you lie to me so early in our relationship? I mean that is something you do in like week two when things get really hard

    Sage [to Rose] on the idea of the herself dating her less in the money cook “so shocking, they did it on the first 90210.” Nice name-drop.

  • Linda B.


    Elliot: Oooh, look at that big lollipop. I wouldn’t know whether to lick it or whether to just lift up my skirt and spank myself with it.


    Elliot: IT’S FREE CANDY!

  • Ace

    Jim: He’ll figure it out when their children have giant heads and beet-stained teeth.

    Elliot: Do you still let that inner voice of yours control you?
    J.D.’s narration: This is getting too serious. Kick her, kick her in the head.

  • Ash

    Nothing from 30 Rock because it was the worst of the season…if not the series. Go away Salma!

  • Elizabeth

    Sometimes I’ll start a sentence, and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way. Like an improv conversation. An improversation. – Michael Scott

    How about, I’m sorry I did such a whorish job filling out this form.
    – Kevin

    Oh, come on man! Believe in something!
    – Kevin

    So you’ve come out of the closet? – Simon, to the kid who practiced singing in his closet on American Idol

    “Hey Jack. I saw your senate hearing on CSPAN.*awkward pause* You looked good, though” – Chloe, 24

  • Linda B.

    Please nobody grab my leg. Please nobody grab my leg.

    – Dean from Supernatural

  • Marisa

    “That’s an alarmingly high ponytail!”

    – Derek to Meredith on Grey’s – the look on Derek’s face was priceless