Post Your Favorite TV Quotes of the Week

It’s Friday and if you’re a frequent visitor to — you know what that means! Time to post your FAVORITE TV QUOTES OF THE WEEK! New to No idea what I’m talking about? Simply post your favorite quotes of the week in the comments below and check back Sunday to see the winners. Odds are they’ll look something like this.

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  • iagoalmeidaa

    sawyer, threatening charlotte:

    shut it ginger, or you’ll get one too.

  • CT

    Eric (Gossip Girl): I would say get a room, but yours is right above mine. Please try to remember that!

    Dorota (Gossip Girl): Oh, Miss Blair, is it war?

  • Ace

    Hurley: Maybe if you ate more comfort food, you wouldn’t have to go around shooting people.

  • jamie

    Liz Lemon: “Ok, I will go as long as this place has a spa where you are allowed to eat in the sauna cause at some places they get mad.”

  • Ash

    Hurley: What? I like shih tzus!
    Cashier: It looks like you heart them.

  • tim w. in tx

    From Ugly Betty’s Willie to Mark : “Don’t stand there like a gay flag pole!” lol

  • Krystal

    Anything coming out of Walter’s mouth on Fringe. Particularly:

    Peter: “Guess what just happened? Finding out that my father’s giving drugs to bugs, somehow just became a typical moment in my life.”

  • Sam

    Chief: You are really gonna get it tonight, big boy.
    Dean: There’s been a misunderstanding. I, uh, think I’ve been had.
    Chief: Oh, you ain’t been had, till you been had by the Chief. Oh, and before we get started, what’s your safe word?

    . . . Dean, on Supernatural, after being tricked into going to a S&M club by a couple of old magicians who knew his FBI badge was fake.

  • Mark

    I’m just going to go ahead and nominate the Supernatural episode title “Criss Angel is a Douche Bag.” Not a quote exactly, but still awesome.

  • Chelsie

    Locke: “When am I?”

  • Kristen


    Locke: What is it?
    Richard: It’s a compass.
    Locke: What does it do?
    Richard: It points north, John.

  • patty

    Sam: He’s famous.
    Dean: For what? Douche baggery???

    –Supernatural (Chris Angel is a Douche Bag=best episode title ever by the way)

  • Adam R

    “Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch?” – Carmen Reyes (Hurley’s Mother)

  • Elizabeth

    “congratulations! the baby’s arm is sticking out, why don’t you highfive it!” Tom to Lynette on Desperate Housewives

    “You know how I feel about IHOP! Are you a socialist?” Dwight, The Office

  • Jo

    Hurley (recapping events for his mother): See we did crash, but it was on this crazy island. And we waited for rescue and there wasn’t any rescue. And then there was this smoke monster. And then there were other people on the island, we called them ‘The Others’. And they started attacking us. And we found some hatches and there was a button you had to push every 108 minutes or… well, I was never really clear on that. But The Others didn’t have anything to do with the hatches, that was the Dharmians. They were all dead, The Others killed them, and now they’re trying to kill us. And then we teamed up with The Others because some worse people were coming on a freighter. Desmond’s girlfriend’s father sent them to kill us. So we stole their helicopter and we flew it to their freighter, but it blew up. And we couldn’t go back to the island because it disappeared. So we crashed into the ocean and we floated there for awhile, til a boat came and picked us up. By then there was six of us. That part was true… but the rest of the people, who were on the plane, they’re still on that island.