Post Your Favorite TV Quotes of the Week

It’s Friday and if you’re a frequent visitor to — you know what that means! Time to post your FAVORITE TV QUOTES OF THE WEEK! New to No idea what I’m talking about? Simply post your favorite quotes of the week in the comments below and check back Sunday to see the winners. Odds are they’ll look something like this.

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  • showtime

    Amanda to Betty: Don’t order anything over fifteen dollars or you’ll have to do anything that Jesse says. It used to be more, but we’re in a recession you know.

  • iagoalmeidaa

    sawyer: thank you lord.. i take that back!

  • none

    since you left out last week I gonna give you a little bit more

    One Tree Hill:
    PA: Peyton Sawyer? Go and have a seat with the other Peytons and we will call you in when its your turn
    Peyton: Oh no sorry you dont understand. I am Peyton Sawyer
    PA: I really appreciate your confidence but you still have to wait for your turn … Whats your name?
    Peyton: Its Peyton Sawyer
    PA: Actresses

    Supernatural Last week:
    Dean: The whistle makes me their God

    This Week:
    Dean: Strippers Sammy Strippers. We are on an actual case involving Strippers. .. Finally

    Dean: Did you sleep with her?
    Sam: … no
    Dean: Holy crap you did. A little of Basic Instinct and you bang Sharon Stone

    Peter: what advice can i give you other than kiss my ass

  • Ace

    Scrubs: Ted: I’m not what you call a winner… sure I’m a lawyer but that’s only becaus I took the bar exam in Alaska and they only have like four laws and most of them are when you can and cannot kill… seals.

  • Ace

    Oooo one more from Lost:

    Jack: I need to know that you’re with me.
    Kate: I have always been with you.

  • Brandon

    Chuck: “See you in the emergency room!”
    Bar: Woooooooo!

  • Josh Emerson

    “He gets a golf magazine, so you know he’s not gay or poor.” – Jenna, 30 Rock

  • deuce

    somethink to the effect of
    Sage: What am I suppose to say, “Hi I’m a virgin, want to get a Jamba Juice?”…Actually that might work

    Top Chef
    Carla: “When I was younger, I wanted to be in theater, but now when I grow up, I want to be one of his [Eric Ripert's] dishes.”

  • TVFan

    “Sex didn’t make me popular. I made it popular.” — Brooke Davis, ONE TREE HILL

  • Ash

    The Office – Michael’s Roast of Everyone (couldn’t pick just one)

    Jim: You’re 6?11? and you weigh 90 pounds. Gumby has a better body than you. Boom, roasted.

    Dwight: Kiss ass. Boom, roasted.

    Pam: You failed art school. Boom, roasted.

    Meredith: You’ve slept with so many guys, you’re starting to look like one. Boom, roasted.

    Kevin: I can’t decide between a fat joke and a dumb joke.

    Creed: Your teeth called. Your breath stinks.

    Angela: Where’s Angela? There you are. I didn’t see you behind that grain of rice. Bum, roasted.

    Stanley: You crush your wife during sex, and your heart sucks. Boom, roasted.

    Oscar: You’re gay.

    Andy: Cornell called, they think you suck. And you’re gayer than Oscar. Boom, roasted!

  • Mark


    Bobby: The next time you want to waste my time with stupid questions…don’t.

    Dean: Dude, you totally c-blocked me!

  • Mel

    On Supernatural the Winchester boys under the spell of a siren.

    Sam: You’re too weak to go after (Lilith.) You’re holding me back. I’m a better hunter than you. I’m stronger. Smarter. I can take out demons you’re too scared to go near.

    Dean: That’s crap.

    Sam: You’re too busy sitting around feeling sorry for yourself. Whining about all the souls you tortured in hell. Boo hoo.”

    Dean: (launches at Sam, fight ensues until Dean stands over prone Sam, raising axe to kill him) Tell me again how weak I am, Sam, huh? How I hold you back.”

  • Patty

    Sam: You seem happy…

    Dean: We finally have a case that deals with strippers, Sammy. STRIPPERS.


  • MD

    Marc [walking into Betty's place]: I want to change everything. I’m talking Extreme Makeover: Homo Edition

  • MD

    Lily on Gossip Girl: I can’t believe we’re all here on a Saturday night. That’s a lot of canceled restaurant reservations.

  • Elizabeth

    “The Office” (Thursday)

    Dwight: What kind of cake do you want, imbecile?

    Michael: Would a liar bring mini Mounds bars? (I especially loved this quote because of Pam’s expression as she threw them at the crowd)

    Sunday’s “Office” episode:


    Kelly: I have made a list of people who I would make out with before I would make out with Michael Scott. A turtle, a fridge, anybody from the warehouse, a wood chipper, Kevin, a candle, and Lord Voldermort.


    Robin: Stand tall, New York. Trustworthy. Recycling. Wear a condom.

  • Jo

    Dwight: “Are you trying to hurt my feelings? Because if so you are succeeding. Fortunately my feelings regenerate twice at twice the speed of a normal man’s”

  • Adam R

    I think its time to give BSG some love:

    “Not now. Not ever. Do you hear me? I will use every canon, every bomb, every bullet, every weapon I have down to my own eye teeth to end you! I swear it! I’M COMING FOR ALL OF YOU!” – President Laura Roslin