Post Your Favorite TV Quotes of the Week

It’s Friday and if you’re a frequent visitor to — you know what that means! Time to post your FAVORITE TV QUOTES OF THE WEEK! New to No idea what I’m talking about? Simply post your favorite quotes of the week in the comments below and check back Sunday to see the winners. Odds are they’ll look something like this.

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  • Ace

    From Privileged:

    Keith: I did the math and it turns out Smirnoff vanilla vodka is cheaper than artificial insemination

    Two from Fringe:

    Olivia: I was hoping you might have one of your… weird connections…
    Peter: Weird connections?
    Olivia: They’re always a little weird.
    Peter: Well, you’re always a little weird.

    Peter: How come when nobody knows and it doesn’t make sense, they come to us?

    When Charollete yelled “This place is death!” to Jin was super creepy.

  • none

    Sylar: I didnt kill you — which is kind of a big deal for me

    Juliette: oh there is the wall
    Sayer: you just had to say so

  • Linda B.

    Oh man, there was something Charlotte said on Lost that was funny, and now i can’t remember what it was. Anybody???

  • Linda B.

    Got it!

    Faraday: “So you speak any other languages?”
    Charlotte: “Just Klingon.”

  • tim w.

    Lost: Miles (after Sawyer asked him to talk to Jin) : He’s Korean. I’m from Encino.” lol Also Charlotte’s proclamation: “this place is death!”

    Desperate Housewives: Gabby to Carlos: “I’m one colonic away from my old dress size.” lol

  • theTVaddict

    Linda B,

    As always, exactly what I was hoping someone would add :)

  • tuur


    President Taylor:
    “How can I be sure about your true loyalties?”

    Jack Bauer:
    ”With all due respect, Madame President, ask around.”

  • showtime

    From Heroes

    “I don’t even need an ability to know that’s a lie.”

  • Linda B.

    I love the 24 one! I haven’t seen 24 yet this week, but now i’m looking forward to seeing this scene.

  • MD

    Tim Riggins (repeating Buddy Garrity): “When all the scared rats run away from the sinking market, that’s when the real entrepreneurs step in. The true visionaries.”

  • Elizabeth

    the 24 one mentioned above is a new classic