Post Your Favorite TV Quotes of the Week

It’s Friday and if you’re a frequent visitor to — you know what that means! Time to post your FAVORITE TV QUOTES OF THE WEEK! New to No idea what I’m talking about? Simply post your favorite quotes of the week in the comments below and check back Sunday to see the winners. Odds are they’ll look something like this.

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  • Ace

    The Office:

    Michael: Sometimes it’s not about whether Cinderalla gets her slipper back, but it’s about the fact that the Prince even picked up the slipper at all.


    Faraday: Record’s spinning again; we’re just on the wrong song.

    Sawyer (trying to get Juliet to stay): What about me? Are you really going to leave me with the Mad Scientist and Mr. I-Talk-to-Dead-People? Jin is a nice guy, but he isn’t exactly the best conversationalist.

  • Nick

    Can’t recall the exact line in 30 ROCK (which had several LOL moments), but Liz was explaining about the new “youth” expert…saying The CW has them. Just hit me funny.

  • Josh Emerson

    30 Rock:
    “My heart goes out to all of the inner-city kids, especially those that are too fat to dance their way out.” – Jenna
    “You’re all so amazing. And to think I was just calling you a bunch of racists.” – Tracy
    “Being terrible has never prevented success in the music business. Look at Biz Markie or The Doors.” – Liz
    “I don’t want to go to Lutz’s. His contract is up, and I don’t want to feel sorry for him.” – Jack

  • Josh Emerson

    “Barney, when you were three I left you with a babysitter and spent three weeks with Grand Funk Railroad being passed around like a bong.” – Barney’s Mom, How I Met Your Mother

    Lily: Wait, Barney, hold on. Where are you going?
    Barney: Nowhere. The beach. It’s winter. Laser tag. Home. Shut up! You’re going somewhere.

  • Silly

    Luke: Why are you doing this to me`?
    Sylar: You are the only one here and I need to express my feelings

  • Just thought I’d add one of my favorite lines of the week, when Barney said on HIMYM that “Child actors were way better back in the ’80s!”

  • Coop

    Horace: Don’t take this the wrong way Jim, but you are not Dharma material

  • Linda B.

    The Office

    Jim: I have alot of work to do this afternoon. Those mines aren’t gonna sweep themselves.