WHAT WE’RE WATCHING:
KINGS (8PM NBC, CityTV in Canada)
Remember, our 5 reasons KINGS could help rebuild NBC’s empire only applies if you tune in to tonight’s 2-hour premiere.
THE SIMPSONS (8PM FOX, GlobalTV in Canada)
After twenty seasons have THE SIMPSONS finally run out of ideas? Tune into tonight’s episode spoofing The Da Vinci Code, National Treasure and Ratatouille and decide for yourself.
DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES (9PM ABC, CTV in Canada)
Desperate housewives take a back seat to desperate writers with tonight’s
shameless sweeps stunt episode involving a teacher (Swoosie Kurtz) getting the wrong idea when Susan tried to impress her.
BROTHERS & SISTERS (10PM ABC, GlobalTV in Canada)
Forgetting that they have access to copious amounts of alcohol, Kevin and Justin decide to take Tommy on a much needed vacation to clear his head about his monumental legal problems. Again, isn’t that what alcohol is for? We’re just sayin’
BIG LOVE (9PM HBO, 10PM HBO Canada)
As if we’re not going to tune into the Endowment Ceremony that has the Mormon’s up in arms!.
NEW & NOTABLE:
AU PAIR 3: ADVENTURE IN PARADISE (8PM ABC Family)
In what gets our award for the most likely movie title to be misconstrued for a very different kind of movie, ABC Family presents the third installment based on the hit 1999 movie that we never heard of until this morning.
KING OF THE HILL (8:30PM FOX, GlobalTV in Canada)
Special guest voice Kate Walsh drops by to teach Peggy how to be cool. Suggestion #1: Change your name from Peggy, arguably the most dated name since Bertha.
ICE PRINCESS (9PM Disney)
See the failed formulaic Disney movie that had Kim Cattrall jumping back on board the SEX AND THE CITY bandwagon faster than you can say Jimmy Choo.