Post Your Favorite TV Quotes of the Week

It’s Friday and if you’re a frequent visitor to — you know what that means! Time to post your FAVORITE TV QUOTES OF THE WEEK! New to No idea what I’m talking about? Simply post your favorite quotes of the week in the comments below and check back Sunday to see the winners. Odds are they’ll look something like this.

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  • Ace


    J.D. [about Turk]: You know if I was married to him I’d be a lot more supportive
    Carla: You know you said that out loud, right?
    J.D.: I’m not ashamed of who I am!


    Sawyer: We’re in The Dharma Initiative.
    Jack: They came back?!
    Sawyer: No, we came back. And you did too … It’s 1977.
    Hurley: Uh … what?

  • Tracie

    On Bones last night when Booth and Brennan were at the Chiropractors to ask him a few questions. Minutes earlier, Brennan had told him he wasn’t a real doctor:

    Chiropractor: Thank you. And by the way Dr. Brennan, you aren’t a real medical doctor either.
    Booth: Ooooh. Ouch.

    (RE: Booth’s reply – my thoughts precisely!)

  • Silly

    How I met your Mother
    Barney: Little Barney says Mahalo

    One Tree Hill
    Julian: You dated Colin Farrell? Remind me to get tested

    Dean: I will spill your gutts but I didnt want to ruin my shoes

  • Josh Emerson

    30 Rock
    “Tonight I have to ride my bike over to his house and hold his hand during Lost.” – Kenneth about Tracy
    “I didn’t come here to hear more excuses. I came here to see the dumbest cracker in New York!” – Tracy Jr.

    Ugly Betty
    “He is totally hot! He looks like Taye Diggs!” – Marc
    “What is it with white people and Taye Diggs?!” – Wilhelmina

  • Josh Emerson

    HIMYM (wish I could quote Robin’s morning show)
    “So flying to Neverland with Peter and Tink, was that amazing? Ooh let me go next…was it nice to finally get out of that crowded bed and take Charlie to the Chocolate Factory? Ooh me me me me me. Something about Scrooge!” – Barney, about Marshall’s nightshirt

    30 Rock
    “I quit! This racket is farked and you cheat. You’re a cheating bitch!” Drew to Liz

  • Mel

    Supernatural Sam to Castiel:

    “Miracle now!”

  • Mark

    Supernatural –

    Castiel: “I know our fate rests with you.”
    Dean: “Well then you guys are screwed.”

    30 Rock –

    Liz: “He’s as bad at sex as I am!”

    HIMYM – (Talking about Marshall’s nightgown.)

    Barney: “Why would you wear something like that?”
    Marshall: “Lots of reasons.”
    Barney: “I bet you can’t name five.”
    Marshall: “One: no need to wear anything underneath.”
    Ted: “I can vouch for that. Will you cross your legs, buddy?”
    Marshall: “Two: sexy.”
    Lily: “I can vouch for that. Will you uncross your legs, buddy?”

  • Elizabeth

    The Office:

    “What is a two-way petting zoo?” – Charles

    I about died laughing :)

  • luke

    Battlestar Galacitca;

    “Maybe we can breed with them.” -Baltar

    “You’ve got a one track mind doc.” -Adama

  • laivine


    Castiel: Uriel’s the funniest angel in the garrison. Ask anyone.

    So deadpan it killed my fern.

  • Kristen

    One Tree Hill

    Deb:…And then you can watch Thomas And Friends.
    Jamie: I’d rather watch Gossip Girl. It’s so bad for me.