Tonight’s TV Addictions: March 30, 2009

Considering tonight’s episode is called “The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition” we’d say there’s a 50/50 chance that the purported rivalry between Penny and the new girl in the building is not going to end well.

GREEK (8PM ABC Family)
After discovering that life doesn’t always work out like a Reese Witherspoon movie, Casey Cartwright returns to CRU after a summer in Washington with a renewed outlook towards academia. Yup, Casey’s hitting the books Rusty style.

CHUCK (8PM NBC, CityTV in Canada)
When Chuck and Sarah’s complex relationship is exposed, a hot cold female cylon agent played by Tricia Helfer is assigned to evaluate Sarah’s performance, putting her life job in jeopardy.

After years of wondering how on earth a seemingly unemployed musician can afford to send two kids to one of New York’s most prestigious private school, do the GOSSIP GIRL writers seriously expect us to buy tonight’s plot that has Rufus worrying about how he’s going to be able to afford to send Dan to Yale. Really?

HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER (8:30PM CBS, E! in Canada)
Ted’s list of “things the gang’s too old to do” prompts Barney to attempt everything on the list within 24 hours to prove Ted wrong. Wait until he finds out that on the top of that list is “attempt everything on a random list within 24 hours to prove a point.”

HOUSE (8PM CBS, CTV in Canada)
Special guest star Mos Def brings down da house… with another baffling medical mystery.

MEDIUM (10PM Global)
As if LIE TO ME’s Dr. Lightman didn’t have enough to deal with, Allison develops the ability to detect lies.

Via phouse1964: Will Dan finally die? Will Peyton finally die? Someone will finally die tonight, right?

  • Alyssa

    Have you really been wondering that about Gossip Girl? Despite them mentioning being on scholarship in season one?

  • Really, oops, my bad!

    That said, Jenny? Scholarship? Really?

  • Ace

    Not to mention I would hope they would pull that scholarship when she threw it back in their faces by quitting for a while.

  • Jacob

    I always just assumed he made a small fortune being in Lincoln Hawk. How else do they pay for that awesome loft?

  • Josh C.

    im too excited about FNL getting 2 more seasons to watch anything else

  • Robert

    How can you talk about the evening’s addictions on a monday without mentioning Two and A Half Men? I know snoot nosed liberals don’t like the show, but America does! Check the ratings.

  • Marie

    Rufus owns that art gallery, gets a bit from Lincoln Hawk cd sales and plays occasional gigs (they’ve shown 2-3 on the show). Plus, as the other poster said, he probably saved some of the money he got from Lincoln Hawk days.