Post Your Favorite TV Quotes of the Week

It’s Friday and if you’re a frequent visitor to — you know what that means! Time to post your FAVORITE TV QUOTES OF THE WEEK! New to No idea what I’m talking about? Simply post your favorite quotes of the week in the comments below and check back Sunday to see the winners. Odds are they’ll look something like this.

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  • Ace


    Hurley: That was Luke’s attitude, too. In ‘Empire’, when he found out Vader was his father, instead of putting away his light saber and talking about it, he overreacted and got his hand cut off. I mean, they worked it out eventually. But at what cost? The Death Star was destroyed, Boba Fett got eaten by the Sarlacc, and everyone got The Ewoks. It all could have been avoided if they had just, you know, communicated. Because let’s face it: Ewoks suck, dude.

    Better Off Ted

    Veronica: It’s not my fault I don’t listen when you talk.

  • 30 Rock

    “Honesty and trust is very important in an entourage. Like that HBO show, John Adams.” – Tracy Jordan.

  • -on 30 Rock

    “You know you’re supposed to go home after your pervert seminars” – Jack Donaghy


    “I’m prepared to do a nipple slip, if you need it.” -Jenna Maroney

  • -on 30 Rock

    “You know you’re supposed to go home after your pervert seminars” – Jack Donaghy


    “I’m prepared to do a nipple slip, if you need it.” -Jenna Maroney

  • Nick

    30 ROCK was so full of hilarious one-liners, you could fill a page. A couple made me LOL:

    Jack: “I want to ‘Tupak’ you, Jenna.”
    Jenna: “Okay, but I have to pee first.”

    Jack: “You’ll have to pretend you’re dead.”
    Jenna: “Oh that’s easy, I once laid there while my entire church group was eaten by bears.”

  • nctodc

    Veronica: You’re soft and weak, Ted. Like a geisha.

    General McMillan: A body like a young Mark Spitz.
    Ted: Well, thank you, General. I can’t hear that enough. Although, five times is getting pretty close.

    Ted: Wait. You don’t think competing all-out against a girl who’s disabled is wrong?
    Veronica: Wrong? How should I know what’s wrong? I’m not some Greek philosopher. What does Rose think?
    Ted: She’s no help. I taught her her everyone should be treated equally.
    Veronica: Well, then treat everyone equally.
    Ted: No, you’re not supposed to really do that. You’re just supposed to teach it.

  • Josh Emerson

    30 ROCK
    “Miss Vieira made me throw it away and said that pretty boys like me shouldn’t be filling my head with ideas.” – Kenneth

    “I don’t know if this is sexual harassment or not, but someone on the Today Show made me eat an unripe banana in front of her.” – Kenneth

    “I don’t have to read it. It’s loosely based on an evening I had with Isaiah Thomas.” – Tracy about the sexual harassment manual

    “Fine, I’ll set aside my feud with Raven Symone for one day. But she knows what she did.” – Jenna

  • Elizabeth

    “Green means go, so I know to go ahead and shut up about it. Orange means “orange you glad you didn’t bring it up?” – Michael on his awesome color-coding system from The Office

    “I spent a month putting that Rolodex on his Blackberry. Which he now uses as a night light.” – Pam

    “Hup!” – Michael (and Pam and Ryan?) about the cheese puffs

    And that AWESOME Michael Scott Paper Company cheer was…classic