Post Your Favorite TV Quotes of the Week

It’s Friday and if you’re a frequent visitor to — you know what that means! Time to post your FAVORITE TV QUOTES OF THE WEEK! New to No idea what I’m talking about? Simply post your favorite quotes of the week in the comments below and check back Sunday to see the winners. Odds are they’ll look something like this.

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  • Lindsey Morrison

    On Supernatural;

    Dean: “Where’d you go anyways?”
    Sam: “I was getting a coke”
    Dean: “Was it a refreshing coke?

  • brian

    CHUCK: “Chuck me.” –Jayne on seeing Chuck’s new abilities

    A IDOL: “You’re our Michael Phelps.” Paula to Adam

    LOST: “Welcome to the party Twitchy.” Sawyer to Farraday

  • Marisa

    Best Quote of the year from anyone not named Winchester:

    “Why are you letting Sam Kenison and a Indian Lesbian ruin your wedding???!” Mr. Awesome to Captain Awesome on Chuck

    And these ones were just fun…

    “Chuck Me!” – Casey

    “Guys, I know Kung Fu” – Chuck to Sarah and Casey

    Great SEASON (please let is be a season) Finale!!!!!!!!

  • BackStJoe

    “You know what you are? A poker player! That’s lower than white trash!”

    Joan Rivers, Celebrity Apprentice

  • Ace

    Brian already took both of mine :). “Chuck me” made me LOL. Also liked this one from Chuck:

    Casey [to Chuck]: Here’s my personal number, but your fingers better be on fire.

  • Josh Emerson

    30 ROCK
    “Evidently the concierge at the Plaza has a beard, and she’d rather not get raped.” – Jonathan, about Jack’s mom switching hotels

    “Have you ever been to Florida? It’s basically a criminal population. It’s America’s Australia.” – Jack

    “She went crazy. She bit off my nutsack… that I kept tied around my belt to feed the squirrels.” – Kenneth

  • Josh Emerson

    The Office
    “Close your mouth sweetie, you look like a trout.” – Phyllis to Pam

    “I don’t need to see Oscar’s toes at work. Gross! I mean he looks like he just got off the boat!” – Angela to Toby

    “Meredith, your boob is out.” – Oscar

  • Sam


    Dean, when Sam’s demon killing mojo doesn’t work: Point is, you used to be strong enough to kill Alastair. Now you can’t even kill stunt demon #3.

    Sam to Dean after they are captured by demons: Nice plan, Dean.
    Dean: Yeah, well, nobody bats a thousand.

  • gzuckier

    Pam (I think) on Office: “Where are your panties??!!??”
    Meredith: “It’s Casual Friday”

  • Bob

    Sheldon: Penny, thank you for letting me sleep in your bed.

    Penny: Aww……your welcome sweety.

    Sheldon: Ok I’m sleepy now, get out.