Tonight’s TV Addictions: May 7, 2009

WHAT WE’RE WATCHING:
UGLY BETTY (8PM ABC, City in Canada)
The Karate Kid turns to Hilda for help in his run for office, while a member of the Meade dynasty is kidnapped even as Mode’s fate hangs in the balance.

PARKS AND RECREATION (8:30PM NBC, 9PM City in Canada)
Leslie makes a lasting impression at a banquet honoring her mom. Not a good one, mind you…

GREY’ S ANATOMY (9PM ABC, CTV in Canada)
Remember when the Chief’s niece was hospitalized before her prom back in season 2? Tonight, it’s a group of college students who wind up at Seattle Grace following a car accident that occurs on the way to their graduation ceremony. On, and there’s much, much talk of Meredith and Derek’s upcoming wedding.

THE OFFICE (9PM NBC, Global in Canada)
You know, if there’s one person on this planet you’d expect not to know that disco is dead, it’s Michael Scott. Tonight, he proves that to be the case by bringing dance music to the office.

SUPERNATURAL (9PM CW)
The apocalypse is coming! The apocalypse is coming! Unfortunately, Sam’s kinda tied up, what with having to detox from demon blood and all.


30 ROCK (9:30PM NBC, City in Canada)
Jack searches for his fathereven as Tracy introduces everyone to his own illegitimate son. And Jenna? Well, she’s busy taking credit for an idea that was actually hatched by Liz.

MICHAEL J FOX: ADVENTURES OF AN INCURABLE OPTIMIST (10PM ABC)
The beloved actor explores the nature of optimisim.

NEW & NOTABLE:
SMALLVILLE (8PM CW)
Tess and Plastique round up a bunch of meteor freaks to try and find Davis. But you just know Tess is up to no good. Two little words: Double. Cross.

BONES (8PM FOX)
Congratulations, you sly devils! After years of nearly luring me in with your clever commercials and witty banter, you’ve finally seduced me into trying an episode thanks to the clever casting of Stewie Griffin of FAMILY GUY.

MY NAME IS EARL (8PM NBC)
What happened to the Crab Shack’s owner? Tonight, the case is cracked… with the help of Geraldo Rivera. (Wait… so Ernie’s been hanging in a big ol’ empty, overpublicized vault all this time?)

SURVIVOR (8PM CBS, Global in Canada)
Ugh, bring on the waterworks: It’s the annual episode where the contestants receive video messages from their loved ones. Meanwhile, Debbie has a very sharp knife that she’d like to plunge into Coach’s back. Will there be yet another blindside at tribal council?

CSI (9PM CBS, CTV in Canada)
An undercover cop is murdered by a vicious motorcycle gang after his identity is leaked. And of course, as usual, someone invovled in the case has a connection to the team.

HELL’S KITCHEN (9PM FOX)
They haven’t picked a winner yet? Apparently not. The final two chefs compete to see who’ll be working as the head chef of a restaurant in Atlantic City’s Borgata Hotel Casino & Spa. (For the record, the Borgata is the closest thing Atlantic City has to Las Vegas, and I’m looking forward to sampling the food of whoever-the-heck wins during a visit later this month!)

MY BIG BRESTS AND ME (9PM BBC America)
Three women talk about… well, I’m betting you can finish that sentence all by yourselves.

FASHION SHOW (10PM Bravo)
A group of designers squres off in fashion-themed events and… hey, wait a minute. This sounds awfully familiar. Oh, hell, it’s been ages and we need our PROJECT RUNWAY fix, so we’ll give it a try.

  • lol

    Cant wait for the new episode of bones i hope booth and bones do have a kid together

  • Ugh, I can’t stand Coach in Survivor! I like Sierra & Taj…As for Supernatural? Should we expect the return of Anna anytime soon…well, there’s tonight’s episode and next week’s finale…but don’t the angels have something big in this plot? And as for Smallville, should they just kill Davis already? He’s boring and he’s making Smallville boring…also I can’t stand looking at his “Peter Griffin” Chin, lol!

  • Ok Smallville needs to cut the extra caricatures, I would like to see Stew on Bones, Sam needs to detox while the angels do their thing. Sam, Dean, Clark & the guy from Bones that I know better as Angel from Buffy should ALL take their shirts OFF- I wish!!!!!

  • Abe Froman

    Can’t wait for the breasts show!

  • Kathryn

    Why on earth are you still watching Parks & Rec? It is soooooo bad!!! And I sooooo wanted it to be good!

    Guessing from what you’ve said, I shouldnt believe the rumors that Mer & McDreamy will actually tie the knot tonight. Oh well…

  • Josh C.

    OMG I just finished watching Grey’s. It is absolutely one of my top 5 episodes of the entire series!

  • grumpyoldman

    Just go away already Izzie. But I love me some Calli-zona action.
    Suddenly, George is cool again. Must be they’re keeping him after all?