Post Your Favorite TV Quotes of the Week

It’s Friday and if you’re a frequent visitor to — you know what that means! Time to post your FAVORITE TV QUOTES OF THE WEEK! New to No idea what I’m talking about? Simply post your favorite quotes of the week in the comments below and check back Sunday to see the winners. Odds are they’ll look something like this.

  • Patty

    Bobby to Dean: Correct me if I’m wrong, but you willingly signed up to be the angels’ bitch? (Dean gives him the evil eye) Oh, I’m sorry, you prefer sucker.

  • Ace


    Richard: I’m starting to think John Locke is going to be trouble.
    Ben: Why do you think I tried to kill him?

    The Office

    Michael: You all took a life here today. You did. The life of the party.

  • Ace

    Oh and I can’t leave out Scrubs:

    Carla: Tell me my husband loves me more than he loves you.
    J.D.: It’s about the same.
    Carla: I’ll take it.

    And this isn’t a quote, but in honor of the end of Scrubs, I give you the Scrubs insult generator:

  • ct

    “I have to say I thought the toilet humor would get less funny with repetition. Apparently there is no law of diminished comedic returns when it comes to space poop.” – Sheldon, The Big Bang Theory

  • Josh Emerson

    30 Rock
    “If I have learned anything from my SIMS family: When a child doesn’t see his father enough he starts to jump up and down, then his mood level will drop until he pees himself.” – Liz

    “I do have a hard time telling ages with black………. shoes are the best kind of shoes.” – Liz

    “Did the medical supply store where you bought those shows have any women’s stuff?” – Jack

  • I realize this isn’t exactly a ‘quote of the week’ but I just finished watching PARKS AND RECREATION and have to get this off my chest. I too love Janine Restrepo!

  • And just because I think PARKS AND REC isn’t getting the respect it deserves, here’s my quote of the week:

    “Yes I’m married. But my wife understands that a good politician has to be appealing to the ladies. The fact that I haven’t even gotten close to cheating on her is disappointing to both of us.” Tom on PARKS AND RECREATION

  • Mandy

    I was going to paraphrase the 30 Rock quote about the SIMS but Josh Emerson beat me to it! That gets my vote!

  • Simpsons: Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D’oh

    “Wait wait you’re putting us in a new school? What about my friends?”

    Homer: (Sarcastically)
    “Oh, elementary school friends. Those are forever! You’re always going to be friends with Milhouse!”

  • Kristen


    Sayid: If you’re right, you save us all. If you’re wrong, you’ll put us out of our misery!

  • brian

    space poop!

  • Linda B.

    Anyone know the exact quote from Supernatural where Dean says Castiel has been a real dick lately? I deleted it and THEN remembered I wanted to go back and hear that again.

  • Sam

    Linda B., is this the quote you mean . .

    Castiel, asking Dean to accept his destiny as the one who will stop the apocalypse:

    Dean: If I do this. Does that mean Sam doesn’t have to?
    Castiel: If it gives you comfort to see it that way.
    Dean: G-d, you’re a dick these days.

    I liked this one:

    Dean: How long is this gonna go on?
    Bobbyr: Here, let me look it up in my demon-detox manual. Oh, wait. No one ever wrote one.

  • Jocelyn

    “Bones” (a few times during word association)

    Booth: Whoa!
    Bones: Horse.

  • Linda B.

    Thank you Sam, that was it. Now lay off the demon blood 😉