Post Your Favorite TV Quotes of the Week

It’s Friday and if you’re a frequent visitor to — you know what that means! Time to post your FAVORITE TV QUOTES OF THE WEEK! New to No idea what I’m talking about? Simply post your favorite quotes of the week in the comments below and check back Sunday to see the winners. Odds are they’ll look something like this.

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  • Kathryn

    “The future is never what you thought it would be.” — Grey’s Anatomy Voice Over (Meredith)

  • Heather

    “Dr. Bailey, are you making light saber noises?” – Chief, Grey’s Anatomy

  • Silly

    Barney: When do you guys realize that the only difference between my real life and a porn is that my real life has better writing

    “Locke”: Well its a wonderful foot but what does it have to do with Jacob?

  • Ace


    Rose: We traveled back 30 years in time and you people are still trying to find ways to shoot each other.

    Ilana: What lies in the shadow of the statute?
    Richard: “Ille qui nos omnis servabit.” (“He who will save us all”)

  • jamie


    Rose: Oh hell no… BERNARD!

  • John

    I thought the HIMYM quote was “…my real life has better lighting.”

  • brian

    All LOST section:

    “In my experience, the people who go out of their way to tell you they’re the good guys are usually the bad guys.” –Frank to Bram

    So, yes, I lied. It’s what I do. –Ben to Locke

    It’s always something with you people. — Rose to the sub people.

    PS. I hate that PARTY DOWN never makes this list because of the timing.

    PSS. 30 ROCK You have sexually transmitted crazymouth. –Liz on Vontella

  • Alison

    “Here’s an accounting question for you. What does one fiance plus one lover equal? Answer: one whore.” – Ralph, The Office

    Locke :Mind if I ask you a question?
    Ben: I”m a Pisces.
    – LOST

  • Sam


    “I suppose some dumb bastard stood here, felt a jolt of his holy juice and thought ‘I’m going to build me a nun factory.’ Well, it was the right idea… wrong angel.”

    – The possessed priest upon discovering a convent built upon the site where Lucifer is caged.

  • ct

    “What a drama queen!” — Taj of Coach, SURVIVOR

  • Lindsey Morrison

    Supernatural – Lucifer Rising

    Dean to Zachariah & Castiel: ” Well if it isn’t ‘Zac & Cas’ ” (Referring to (The Suite Life of)Zac & Cody)

  • Callie


    “Are you under the impression that family is supposed to make you feel GOOD? Bake you an apple pie, maybe? They’re supposed to make you miserable, that’s why they’re family!” — Bobby to Dean

  • cristina

    This week must be a Lost one in there (at least!)
    ” they come, they fight, they destroy, they corrupt. it always ends the same.” jacob´s enemy

    “I´ll see ya in LA” – Jack

    “”this doesn´t look like LAX” – Sawyer

    “Ille qui nos omnis servabit” – Richard

  • Josh Emerson

    This should be a 30 Rock week. It was brilliant!

    “There’s no such thing as bisexual. That’s just something invented in the 90s so they could sell more hair products.” Liz

    “Science was my most favorite subject, especially the Old Testament.” – Kenneth

    “I don’t know. But I have the entire liberal media establishment at my disposal, the same manipulation machine that got Barack Obama elected and donated all of that money for Rainstorm Katrina.” – Jack

    Liz: “We’ve sure had quite a year.”
    Jack: “What are you talking about? It’s May.”

    Lines from “We Need A Kidney”:
    Elvis Costello: “Listen, when someone starts talking in the middle of a song, you know it’s serious.”
    Mary J. Blige: “So give Milton a kidney. We all believe in this cause so much that we’re doing it for free. Except for Sheryl.”
    Sheryl Crow: “That’s right, I’m the only one getting paid.”
    Norah Jones: “And only 3 of us are drunk.”

    Cyndi Lauper: “I’m one of the drunk ones!”

  • Brynhildur

    Brennan: I’m not a cold fish, I’m Iceland

  • Bethany

    Don’t know if this is too late, but the Fringe finale had a good quote from Walter.

    “Were trying to plug a hole in the universe, what are YOU doing here?”

    - Walter Bishop