NEW & NOTABLE:
ACCORDING TO JIM (9PM ABC)
According to us, ACCORDING TO JIM really should have saved an appearance by former NFL star William “Refigerator” Perry for sweeps. We’re just sayin’
REAPER (9PM CW)
The second (and final) season concludes with Sam attempting to trap the Devil into playing a game to win back his soul. Fingers crossed it doesn’t end on a cliffhanger.
MENTAL (9PM FOX, Global in Canada)
Good News: FOX is taking a break from HOUSE repeats to offer up a new dramatic series starring PRISON BREAK’s Chris Vance. Bad News: Viewers would probably be better off with a HOUSE repeat than this unimaginative procedural that, as The Boston Globe so accurately put it, “really, really, really wants to be HOUSE in a hospital psych ward.”
HITCHED OR DITCHED (9PM CW)
Well, since you asked: Ditched!
MOTHER, MAY I SLEEP WITH DANGER? (9PM Lifetime)
As if we’re going to tune into Tori Spelling’s third season premiere of her reality TV show TORI & DEAD: HOME SWEET HOLLYWOOD (10PM Oxygen) when Lifetime is offering up this unforgettably-titled movie of the week! Well played Lifetime, well played.