Tonight’s TV Addictions: June 8, 2009

WHAT WE’RE WATCHING:
GREEK (8PM ABC Family)
If BEVERLY HILLS 90210’s Emily Valentine taught us anything, it’s that “homecoming week float competition” and “heats up” should never be used in the same sentence. We’re just sayin’

WEEDS (10PM Showtime)
Picking up where season four left-off, a now knocked up Nancy Botwin continues to make life-altering decisions that make JON & KATE PLUS 8’s Kate look like mother of the year.

NURSE JACKIE (10:30PM Showtime)
If star Edie Falco’s Nurse Jackie thinks juggling patients, co-workers and a personal substance abuse problem is tricky, just wait until she has to RSVP to all those Emmy and Golden Globe ceremonies. Those dresses aren’t gonna pick themselves!

NEW & NOTABLE:
KATHY GRIFFIN (10PM Bravo)
Further evidence that there’s absolutely nothing real about reality television comes courtesy of Kathy Griffin — who after two Emmy wins and one Grammy nomination is still pretending she’s on the D-List.


JON AND KATE PLUS 8 (9PM TLC)
Chef Emeril Lagasse visits the Gosselin home and gives the entire family cooking lessons. Which you know, is just what the family needs right now. Cooking lessons. Not therapy or an intervention.

RAISING THE BAR/strong> (a0PM TNT)
Season two begins with Mark-Paul Gosselaar rectifying television’s hairiest situation since Felicity chopped off her iconic locks.

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