1) THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF.. pretty much anywhere.
2) THE HILLS, aka Speidi Central
3) The absurdly charmless CHARM SCHOOL
4) JON & KATE, RAISING SEXTUPLETS or anything the Octomom might “star” in
5) The unappetizingly vulgar HELL’S KITCHEN
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