1) In 13 states, the show contains the highest legally-allowed guilt/pleasure ratio per hour.
2) You’ll feel silly when people talk about the “Chenbot” and you think it’s a dance.
3) CBS’ advertising calls it “the wildest season ever.” Surely they wouldn’t lie!
4) How else will you find out who the “mystery house guest” is?
5) Obviously you’re not going to be busy watching SAMANTHA WHO? If you were, maybe it wouldn’t have been cancelled in the first place.