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“I’m a scientist Lem, I’ve been a threat to humanity, the environment, even Jupiter *once.* But never to a hot girl’s boyfriend!” — BETTER OFF TED’s Phil explains to partner-in-crime Lem as to why he didn’t mind finding himself on the wrong end of a jealous boyfriend’s knuckle sandwich.

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  • Ace

    I’m watching the second episode now. This show constantly cracks me up:

    [Veronica starts slapping people for stress release.]
    Ted: So people are not loving the slapping.
    Veronica: Do you think I like it? Touching all of those strange faces. It’s gross.
    Ted: Plus, you could get fired. I mean, it is a weird ass thing to do.

  • Ally

    That line totally cracked me up! I love this show.