LOTTERY CHANGED MY LIFE (8PM TLC)
Well, not my life. Trust me, if it had you all would have surely heard about it. That and I’d be typing this from a really swanky hotel in Hollywood on a brand new macbook.
TOP CHEF: LAS VEGAS (9PM BRAVO)
What happens in Vegas… gets televised nationally when 17 fresh chefs infiltrate the gambling mecca to compete in culinary challenges in the Season 6 opener.
LOCKED UP ABROAD (10PM NGC)
A Londoner (who evidently neglected to see Claire Danes’ Brokedown Palace) lands in India’s Tihar Jail after she’s caught sending hash to Europe for some quick cash.